Naruto Veangance Revelaitons/Funny
- "MOOOOOO" sakura yelled.
- From the same chapter, "HIS BUICK IS HUGE!"
- In Benji's ending, when Sakura briefly laments losing her enormous breasts.
- In Chapter 54, Ronan slips and falls on a puddle of the German woman's vaginal secretions. It's not so much that it happens as the fact that the author treats it as so commonplace.
- The Record Needle Scratch quoted on the main page. The fact that it's played totally straight and for drama, and that it's being used in written media, makes it all the more hilarious. Jake managing to turn it into Accidental Innuendo was icing on the cake.
- This exchange about Edfred's No Indoor Voice:
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Sakura: "D-do you always have to talk like that?" |
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- This whole sentence in chapter 18. Ronan does a Megaton Punch... with his penis. Not to mention the My Immortal reminiscent "metaphor" for arousal...:
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"i gut a boner and then talian came so i punchdd her with my hug dick and she went flying in da air way from us and we kept runing ny boner was bouncing up and dunt on the ar and skyras huge double L cup tits were bouncin 2 her nupples were realy hard amd pointy out of her shirt they were like hard cocks drippng muilk like dicks dfip cum but not realy becus taht would be fuking gay and im not u fuckers" |
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- Orochimaru's "WTF" reaction when seeing Sakura and an aged-up Taliana together and getting angry when he finds out what happened.
- "he was md and blew us."
- Ronan saying that if Mandy is Sakura's clone and not his daughter, "it would be incest" if they had sex.
- "lighting struck the background behind mufasa."
- "then my eys turned a dark blu (nut lit blue like before) and I creamed 'MANDARK!' and theni teleproted in a piule of dark blue wet watery smoke!"