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{{quote|''Love is a simple thing, |
{{quote|''Love is a simple thing, |
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Love is a poison ring, |
Love is a poison ring, |
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Shiny as a lizard's tongue, |
Shiny as a lizard's tongue, |
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Quiet as a man who's hung, |
Quiet as a man who's hung, |
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Love is so great and grand, |
Love is so great and grand, |
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Soft as a mummy's hand, |
Soft as a mummy's hand, |
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Love is the raven's croak, |
Love is the raven's croak, |
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Sweet as the poison oak, |
Sweet as the poison oak, |
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Brighter than a coffin nail, |
Brighter than a coffin nail, |
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Gay as a widow's wail. |
Gay as a widow's wail. |
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Love makes an old heart stop. |
Love makes an old heart stop. |
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Love is the mating call, |
Love is the mating call, |
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When you've sealed him in the wall, |
When you've sealed him in the wall, |
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Love is a simple thing.''|"Love is a Simple Thing," Charles Addams [[Homage]] verse}} |
Love is a simple thing.''|"Love is a Simple Thing," Charles Addams [[Homage]] verse}} |
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{{quote|I'm afraid I don't see things like you do. I mean it: I'm afraid. What if [[High Octane Nightmare Fuel|the things I find beautiful]] [[Go Mad From the Revelation|drive you mad?]] What if they hollow you out like clever little squirrels getting nuts for the winter, except [[Eye Scream|the nuts are your eyes,]] and winter is, [[Metaphorgotten|I don't know, maybe]] [[The End of the World as We Know It|the Rapture]] [[Metaphorgotten|or something?]] And [[Dissonant Serenity|I'm just smiling while your face gets ripped apart]] because I think it's beautiful? These things worry me sometimes, when I'm not looking at the night sky. [[Cloudcuckoolander|So I spend a lot of time looking at the night sky, and not looking at your face and thinking about squirrels.]]|''[[Genius: The Transgression]]''}} |
{{quote|I'm afraid I don't see things like you do. I mean it: I'm afraid. What if [[High Octane Nightmare Fuel|the things I find beautiful]] [[Go Mad From the Revelation|drive you mad?]] What if they hollow you out like clever little squirrels getting nuts for the winter, except [[Eye Scream|the nuts are your eyes,]] and winter is, [[Metaphorgotten|I don't know, maybe]] [[The End of the World as We Know It|the Rapture]] [[Metaphorgotten|or something?]] And [[Dissonant Serenity|I'm just smiling while your face gets ripped apart]] because I think it's beautiful? These things worry me sometimes, when I'm not looking at the night sky. [[Cloudcuckoolander|So I spend a lot of time looking at the night sky, and not looking at your face and thinking about squirrels.]]|''[[Genius: The Transgression]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Cheryl:''' ''Pam, you read me like a poem.'' |
{{quote|'''Cheryl:''' ''Pam, you read me like a poem.'' |
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'''Pam:''' ''How's that poem gonna read when Cyril finally snaps and murders you?'' |
'''Pam:''' ''How's that poem gonna read when Cyril finally snaps and murders you?'' |
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'''Cheryl:''' ''I dunno, "World's Gushiest Orgasm?"''|''[[Archer]]''}} |
'''Cheryl:''' ''I dunno, "World's Gushiest Orgasm?"''|''[[Archer]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Sgt Donovan:''' Are these *human* eyes? |
{{quote|'''Sgt Donovan:''' Are these *human* eyes? |
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'''Sherlock:''' Put those back! |
'''Sherlock:''' Put those back! |
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'''Sgt Donovan:''' They were in the ''microwave''. |
'''Sgt Donovan:''' They were in the ''microwave''. |
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'''Sherlock:''' It's an experiment.|''[[Sherlock]]''}} |
'''Sherlock:''' It's an experiment.|''[[Sherlock]]''}} |
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{{quote|''My favorite dreams are nightmares.''|Unknown}} |
{{quote|''My favorite dreams are nightmares.''|Unknown}} |
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{{quote|I like nightmares waking up in a cold cold sweat |
{{quote|I like nightmares waking up in a cold cold sweat |
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I like nightmares making hair stand up on my neck |
I like nightmares making hair stand up on my neck |
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My heart is pumping |
My heart is pumping |
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I'm runnin' for my life |
I'm runnin' for my life |
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I'm scared to death and yet...|"I Like Nightmares", from Spooky Music}} |
I'm scared to death and yet...|"I Like Nightmares", from Spooky Music}} |
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Revision as of 10:31, 7 August 2014
Love is a simple thing, —"Love is a Simple Thing," Charles Addams Homage verse
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I'm afraid I don't see things like you do. I mean it: I'm afraid. What if the things I find beautiful drive you mad? What if they hollow you out like clever little squirrels getting nuts for the winter, except the nuts are your eyes, and winter is, I don't know, maybe the Rapture or something? And I'm just smiling while your face gets ripped apart because I think it's beautiful? These things worry me sometimes, when I'm not looking at the night sky. So I spend a lot of time looking at the night sky, and not looking at your face and thinking about squirrels.
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Cheryl: Pam, you read me like a poem. |
Sgt Donovan: Are these *human* eyes? |
My favorite dreams are nightmares.
—Unknown
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I like nightmares waking up in a cold cold sweat —"I Like Nightmares", from Spooky Music
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When I know there's going to be violence involved, I always, always make sure I have a bottle of lubricant and some paper towel on hand.
—Ralph The Inner Serial Killer from That Guy With The Glasses
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