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This attribute controls the content of the description and og:description elements. | Some (well, many) kids think Growing Up Sucks. Then there's this. It turns out Immortality Begins At Twenty is only true for a lucky few, because due to some form of Phlebotinum, this child can never grow up. They are forever frozen in their preteens or early teens. If still organic and biologically alive, they will never mature enough to even seem close to becoming old enough for sex to the opposite (or same) gender, even if they're not so physically immature as to be entirely incapable of having sex. Thankfully, this usually doesn't come up. Interestingly, their intellect will very likely keep growing throughout their lifetime, but their emotional maturity may or may not undergo a similar growth. They may forever throw tantrums and sulk, or they may well develop an adult mindset or even go beyond it. In any case, expect this thwarted love life to cause them a great deal of frustration if not outright Wangst. |
