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{{quote|''If you were gay |
{{quote|''If you were gay'' |
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''That'd be okay |
''That'd be okay'' |
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''I mean, 'cause, hey! |
''I mean, 'cause, hey!'' |
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''I'd like you anyway |
''I'd like you anyway'' |
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''Because you see |
''Because you see'' |
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''If it were me |
''If it were me'' |
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''I would feel free to say |
''I would feel free to say'' |
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''That I was gay (but I'm not gay)'' |
''That I was gay (but I'm not gay)'' |
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|"If You Were Gay", ''[[Avenue Q]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Short-Haired Girl:''' I can't believe he [[It Makes Sense in Context|stood up to that fire monster]]! |
{{quote|'''Short-Haired Girl:''' I can't believe he [[It Makes Sense in Context|stood up to that fire monster]]! |
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'''Short-Haired Girl:''' Don't you already have a boyfriend? |
'''Short-Haired Girl:''' Don't you already have a boyfriend? |
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'''Long-Haired Girl:''' Of course I do. [[I'm Standing Right Here|He's right here]]. |
'''Long-Haired Girl:''' Of course I do. [[I'm Standing Right Here|He's right here]]. |
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'''The Boyfriend:''' I am less than happy right now. |
'''The Boyfriend:''' I am less than happy right now. |
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|''[[El Goonish Shive]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"Are you a gay Christian? No, it's alright. I don't mind, I don't mind at all. If 'homosexuality' is your thing. If that is the bag that you're into. Then, that's great. Fantastic. I mean, don't be ashamed. Whatever you do, I mean, stand up. Come out of the toilet, as the phrase has it. Stand up and say I am 'tempted' to be a homosexual. And fine and you may even decide, after much prayer, to enter into a committed and 'tempted' relationship with a member of the same genital group. And if you do, and you feel you can do nothing about it. You've been to a psychiatrist. You've had conversion therapy. [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|You tried tying metal weights to your private part]]. And you still feel these tendencies. Then I'm afraid it means that God just want you to have a rotten life. God's like that. He hates poofs."''|'''[[Rowan Atkinson]]''' |
{{quote|''"Are you a gay Christian? No, it's alright. I don't mind, I don't mind at all. If 'homosexuality' is your thing. If that is the bag that you're into. Then, that's great. Fantastic. I mean, don't be ashamed. Whatever you do, I mean, stand up. Come out of the toilet, as the phrase has it. Stand up and say I am 'tempted' to be a homosexual. And fine and you may even decide, after much prayer, to enter into a committed and 'tempted' relationship with a member of the same genital group. And if you do, and you feel you can do nothing about it. You've been to a psychiatrist. You've had conversion therapy. [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|You tried tying metal weights to your private part]]. And you still feel these tendencies. Then I'm afraid it means that God just want you to have a rotten life. God's like that. He hates poofs."''|'''[[Rowan Atkinson]]'''|"The Gay Christian"}} |
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{{quote|''"I'm in a weird position, because I like rainbows, but I'm not gay. So whenever I go out wearing a rainbow shirt, I have to put 'Not gay'. But I'm not against gays, so under that I'll have to put '... but supportive.'"''|'''[[Demetri Martin]]'''}} |
{{quote|''"I'm in a weird position, because I like rainbows, but I'm not gay. So whenever I go out wearing a rainbow shirt, I have to put 'Not gay'. But I'm not against gays, so under that I'll have to put '... but supportive.'"''|'''[[Demetri Martin]]'''}} |
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