Oh God, Not Again/Funny
The story is a parody of Peggy Sues in which Harry quickly lampshades everything weird about the story and has a blast doing it. Of course it's going to have more Funny moments than can be listed.
- Any time Harry brings up his " psychic" scar. Any time/
- Chapter 15 is full of these moments. For instance Luna trying to convince Hermione to subscribe to the Quibbler when Harry walks in on them.
- Earlier in said chapter it's mentioned that due to the writing of the Chamber of Secrets everyone has been trying to check out the two copies of Hogwarts a History. Hermione questions how Luna knew she didn't believe in the Great Pumpkin and Luna says she overheard her talking about it in the Library.
- Sirius as a teacher. Also, his plan for dealing with Snape: Leave him alone until the paranoia builds, then start pranking him. Which he does. By changing his appearance on a regular basis.
- Sirius and Harry teasing Remus about Tonks' attraction to him. When Remus, confused, asks if Sirius is going to threaten him about breaking her heart, Sirius merely says that she's going through Auror training, then adds this gem.
And I'm sure she could castrate you far better than I ever could. |
- In chapter 17, Lee Jordan and McGonagall do commentary at a Quidditch game.
McGonagall: Jordan. Do try and pretend to be impartial. |
- During the Death Eater attack after the Quidditch World Cup:
Draco: Hadn't you better be hurrying along now before they spot you? |
- The Pinky and The Brain reference in the last chapter and Remus's deadpan response to it:
- When Neville confronts a boggart, it takes on the form of Harry as Minister of Magic.
- And Harry's Reaction to all this? He'd never thought of being Minister before and now wants to run for Minister of Magic and thanks Neville for the idea.
- The very title of the story had me in stitches.
- And then there's how Herminione defeats a boggart McGonagall telling her she failed her classes by making it speak in rhyming verse:
- Dude, that's not just rhyming verse, that's a SONNET.
- When Hermione asks why Harry is deliberately trying to lose the House Cup, he explains:
- Chapter Fourteen. All of it.
- Harry, upon meeting Cedric for the first time, advises him that if he is ever suddenly transported via portkey to a graveyard, to grab the portkey again and/ or run like hell. When the "fourth book" timeline really kicks into gear, every time Harry sees or speaks to Cedric, he prompts him. Soon, the conversations go like this:
Harry: "Graveyard." |
- Hilariously, this backfires when Cedric is portkeyed to the graveyard and has a minor panic attack.
- Harry tells him to bill him for the therapy, because it's probably tax deductible.
- Harry becoming the champion of Salem Witches' Academy for the Pentawizard Playoffs, while "Fred Weasley" becoming the champion of Harry Potter School of Awesomeness (its headmaster being none other than Gilderoy Lockhart).
- Also, Harry at the Quidditch World Cup when he meets Cedric's dad.
Harry: How does it feel to have your father deciding that winning an amateur Quidditch Match is going to be your greatest achievement in life? |