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== Switzerland ==
== Switzerland ==
* ''Christian Democratic People's Party (CVP)'': Wishy-washy, nice Cloud Cuckoo Landers whom nobody's listening to, anyway. Want to uphold the social market economy to neither offend the big business capitalists who propagate economic freedom nor the wacky socialists in their quest for, well...social justice. Due to the "C" in their party name, they are always stammering about social/family values just in order to sound relevant.
* ''Christian Democratic People's Party (CVP)'': Wishy-washy, nice [[Cloudcuckoolander]]s whom nobody's listening to, anyway. Want to uphold the social market economy to neither offend the big business capitalists who propagate economic freedom nor the wacky socialists in their quest for, well...social justice. Due to the "C" in their party name, they are always stammering about social/family values just in order to sound relevant.
* ''Social Democratic Party (SP)'': Damn socialists (see above) and pacifist sissies who hate guns and aim to ruin the country through welfare programs, universal health care and above all, dragging poor Switzerland into the European Union, seeking to destroy her great heritage of independence, neutrality and her strong economy. Oh, and they are drug addicts, of course.
* ''Social Democratic Party (SP)'': Damn socialists (see above) and pacifist sissies who hate guns and aim to ruin the country through welfare programs, universal health care and above all, dragging poor Switzerland into the European Union, seeking to destroy her great heritage of independence, neutrality and her strong economy. Oh, and they are drug addicts, of course.
* ''Free Democratic Party (FDP)'': Greedy loan sharks who promote big business and a strong, capitalist economy (see above). Libertarian to the core.
* ''Free Democratic Party (FDP)'': Greedy loan sharks who promote big business and a strong, capitalist economy (see above). Libertarian to the core.