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[[Press X to Not Die|(Press X to thanklessly toil your life away)]]"''|'''[[Ben Croshaw|Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]'''}} |
[[Press X to Not Die|(Press X to thanklessly toil your life away)]]"''|'''[[Ben Croshaw|Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]'''}} |
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{{quote|''"Life. Loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."''|'''Marvin the Paranoid Android''', ''[[The |
{{quote|''"Life. Loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."''|'''Marvin the Paranoid Android''', ''[[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"I don't like the real world. I have to live there, and it ''sucks''. [[Real Is Brown|It's drab,]] [[Crapsack World|it's dingy,]] [[Sturgeon's Law|quality control is a fucking joke]], [[Pettanko|A-cups are far too prevalent,]] [[I Want My Jetpack|nobody can fly]] '''[[Everything's Better |
{{quote|''"I don't like the real world. I have to live there, and it ''sucks''. [[Real Is Brown|It's drab,]] [[Crapsack World|it's dingy,]] [[Sturgeon's Law|quality control is a fucking joke]], [[Pettanko|A-cups are far too prevalent,]] [[I Want My Jetpack|nobody can fly]] '''[[Everything's Better with Dinosaurs|and all the dinosaurs are dead!]]'''"''|'''[[Moviebob|The Game Overthinker]]''', "''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k5l223D7aM Reality Sucks]''"}} |
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All the world's a stage, —Jaques, As You Like It Act II, Scene VII, lines 139-166
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Ah! What avails the classic bent —Rudyard Kipling The Benefactors
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"The difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense."
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"Life isn't divided into genres. It's a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky."
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"Welcome to the real world, she said to me. —John Mayer, No Such Thing
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"Stand at the window here. Was ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them?"
—Sherlock Holmes, The Sign of the Four
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"Life isn't bliss. —Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Once More, With Feeling"
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"Reality is a cruel and unintuitive place with frustrating gameplay mechanics. |
"Life. Loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."
—Marvin the Paranoid Android, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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"I don't like the real world. I have to live there, and it sucks. It's drab, it's dingy, quality control is a fucking joke, A-cups are far too prevalent, nobody can fly and all the dinosaurs are dead!" |