Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
- Methuselah's death. Just Methuselah's death.
- This exchange:
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Abbot Mortimer: Why are we looking at this drawing? I know what a catapault looks like!
Constance: We need to know how our weapons work. It's tactics.
Abbot Mortimer: I know what tick-tacks taste like!
Basil: Not tick-tacks, tac-tics! Have you gone senile?
Abbot Mortimer: You can't fool me, Basil! The Senile is a river in Egypt.
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Methuselah: Abbot! Abbot! Hey, Abbot!
Abbot Mortimer: What is it, Methuselah?
Methuselah: When did we get this hole in the wall?
Abbot Mortimer: It's not a hole. It's the piece of tapestry that's missing.
Methuselah: Oh. When did that happen?
Abbot Mortimer: In the last episode of this series.
Methuselah: Oh. What series?
Abbot Mortimer: Oh for the love of...!
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