Romance Reports/Funny

The conversation Twilight has with Rarity and Rainbow Dash when she

first turns to her friends for help. Rest assured that Hilarity Ensues.

Rarity: Do you...how shall I put

this, hmm...do you like...? {{quote|Rainbow Dash: Do you [[Unusual Euphemism }} clop]] to mares?

The Winter Wrap-Up festival.

Rarity: Pinkie Pie, a lady does not just...smooch!

Pinkie Pie: Silly! I'm not a lady, I'm a pony.

"Are you gonna kiss Fluttershy?! [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot This is gonna be

awesome!]] Do it! DOOO IIIIIT!?

Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash teasing Twilight by roleplaying how they

imagine her encounter with Braeburn went.

Rainbow Dash: I'm Twilight! Hey there, Braeburn!

Pinkie Pie: I'm Braeburn! Aaaaaaapplelooooooosa! Watcha readin'

cutie?

"Twilight:" Egghead's Guide to Sensual Steamy Sexin'.

"Braeburn:" Sounds fun! Let's do it!

"Twilight:" Oh yes! Books! Science! Sarcasm!

"Braeburn:" Apples! Desert! More apples!

"Twilight:" Nnnnnnnahhhhh Princess Celestia!

"Braeburn:" Woooooo Appleloosa!

Rarity: Are you two quite finished?

The mane six are creating their scale for rating how straight or gay

they think they are. Quite possibly one of the raunchiest conversations in the entire fic. [[spoiler: Made even funnier at the end when they learn that everypony outside the baths could hear them the whole time.]]

Rainbow Dash: 'One' should stand for straight.

Twilight: Why?

Rainbow Dash: Because it looks like a dick.

Pinkie Pie: So does nine!

You just have to turn it a little.

"EXCUSE! ME! This is MY table! This is MY table, in MY bar, and I must

SURVEY my HOLDINGS!?

"Welcome to Rainbow Dash's Pimp Palace!"
Mental Note, Subject: Sex. Sex can be a bit of a confidence booster,

apparently.

The bonus chapter, "Private Party." [[spoiler: Specifically, the fact

that Pinkie Pie has an enormous chest of sex toys sitting in her room for no apparent reason, just waiting to be used.]]

- "Except less fighting and more...sexing. Awesome sexing. Because I am

awesome at sex."

Although wedged between serious revelations, Twilight gets a little

conversation with Spike that never fails to make me chuckle.

Spike: I?uh?are you and Cheerilee getting a divorce?

Twilight: For the last time, Spike, we?re not married!