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{{quote|''Your spell check off may end up using a word that you had absolutely no detention of using, because, I mean, what do you want it to douche, you know? No, it only does what you tell it to douche! You're the one who's sitting in front of the computer scream with your hand on the mouth going "clit, clit, clit".''
|Taylor Mali, "The The Impotence Of Proofreading"}}
{{quote|'''Castle:''' 'Your' should be you apostrophe R-E, not Y-O-U-R. That's not even a tough one like when to use 'who' or 'whom.'
'''Castle:''' I'm just saying whoever killed her also murdered the English language.
|''[[Castle]]''}}
{{quote|"Dis chapter is xtremely scary: VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISED"
▲{{quote|'''Castle:''' 'Your' should be you apostrophe R-E, not Y-O-U-R. That's not even a tough one like when to use 'who' or 'whom.'<br />
|An author's note in [[My Immortal]]. }}
▲'''Becket:''' You really think that's the take away here?<br />
▲'''Castle:''' I'm just saying whoever killed her also murdered the English language.|''[[Castle (TV)|Castle]]''}}
▲{{quote|"Dis chapter is xtremely scary: VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISED"|An author's note in [[My Immortal (Fanfic)|My Immortal]]. }}
▲{{quote| ''Eye halve a spelling chequer<br />
▲It came with my pea sea<br />
▲It plainly marques four my revue<br />
▲Miss steaks eye kin not sea<br />
▲Eye strike a key and type a word<br />
▲And weight four it two say<br />
▲Weather eye am wrong oar Wright<br />
▲It shows me strait a weigh<br />
As soon as a mist ache is maid<br />▼
It nose bee fore two long<br />▼
And eye can put the error rite<br />▼
It rare lea ever wrong<br />▼
Eye have run this poem threw it<br />▼
I am shore your pleased two no<br />▼
Its letter perfect awl the weigh<br />▼
My Chequer toed me sew'' }}▼
{{quote|[[Canon]] AND CANNON ARE DIFFERENT FREAKING WORDS, AND IF YOU TELL US ABOUT HOW SOME STORY IS "NOT CANNON" ONE MORE TIME, WE WILL '''MURDER''' YOU. [[Cut His Heart Out
|'''[[TFWiki|Transformers Wiki]]''', [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Cannon_%28disambiguation%29 Cannon (disambiguation)]}}
{{quote|Q: Dear Ann Landers, Sum won tolled me wee wood knot knead two learn how too spell because computers wood dew it four us. Eye disagree. Dew ewe?
Ann Lander's response: Ewe our write. Sank ewe four a good clothes look at what progress has dun fore education.
|''Ann Landers column''}}
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Latest revision as of 18:02, 5 March 2024
"Dis chapter is xtremely scary: VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISED" —An author's note in My Immortal.
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Eye halve a spelling chequer |
Canon AND CANNON ARE DIFFERENT FREAKING WORDS, AND IF YOU TELL US ABOUT HOW SOME STORY IS "NOT CANNON" ONE MORE TIME, WE WILL MURDER YOU. WITH A CANNON. Starting with whoever was responsible for Classics Megatron's packaging. |
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