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{{quote|''"Don't applaud that! Applaud my idiocy."''|'''Conan O'Brien'''}} |
{{quote|''"Don't applaud that! Applaud my idiocy."''|'''Conan O'Brien'''}} |
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{{quote|''"Comedy is the second-lowest form of entertainment, next to animation."''|'''Trixie Tang''', ''[[ |
{{quote|''"Comedy is the second-lowest form of entertainment, next to animation."''|'''Trixie Tang''', ''[[The Fairly Odd Parents]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"Sorry. I apologize to any of the parents of the kids who bought this album, and to the kids and their pets, for having to listen to this. Especially this song. It's terrible."''|'''[[Five Iron Frenzy]]''', "Kingdom of the Dinosaurs", ''Quantity is Job 1''}} |
{{quote|''"Sorry. I apologize to any of the parents of the kids who bought this album, and to the kids and their pets, for having to listen to this. Especially this song. It's terrible."''|'''[[Five Iron Frenzy]]''', "Kingdom of the Dinosaurs", ''Quantity is Job 1''}} |
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{{quote|''"There is no [[Greedy Jew|Jewish conspiracy to control the banks]]. You know why? Because ''[[Jews Love to Argue|we can't agree on a place to go for dinner]]''! We couldn't even get the meeting started! ''(in an authoritative voice)'' 'All right, the Jewish meeting to control the banks will now commence.' ''(in a grouchy voice)'' 'Hey, who died and made ''you'' king? Never mind me. I'm no one here. I have no opinions.'"''|'''[[Jon Stewart]]'''}} |
{{quote|''"There is no [[Greedy Jew|Jewish conspiracy to control the banks]]. You know why? Because ''[[Jews Love to Argue|we can't agree on a place to go for dinner]]''! We couldn't even get the meeting started! ''(in an authoritative voice)'' 'All right, the Jewish meeting to control the banks will now commence.' ''(in a grouchy voice)'' 'Hey, who died and made ''you'' king? Never mind me. I'm no one here. I have no opinions.'"''|'''[[Jon Stewart]]'''}} |
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{{quote|''"Your [[Little Kuriboh]] was fun for a while, but now he's worn out his welcome."''|'''Gansley''', ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh |
{{quote|''"Your [[Little Kuriboh]] was fun for a while, but now he's worn out his welcome."''|'''Gansley''', ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series]]'' episode 48}} |
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{{quote|'''Peejee:''' Every day it's more obvious to me how Davan takes after you.<br /> |
{{quote|'''Peejee:''' Every day it's more obvious to me how Davan takes after you.<br /> |
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These are the chords for us.''|'''[[Korpiklaani]]''', "Bring Us Pints of Beer"}} |
These are the chords for us.''|'''[[Korpiklaani]]''', "Bring Us Pints of Beer"}} |
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{{quote|''[[Shazam|Captain Marvel]] is to [[Superman]] what [[Go Bots]] are to [[Transformers]], what [[Power Rangers]] are to [[Voltron]], or what [[ |
{{quote|''[[Shazam|Captain Marvel]] is to [[Superman]] what [[Go Bots]] are to [[Transformers]], what [[Power Rangers]] are to [[Voltron]], or what [[Cracked]] magazine is to [[Mad]] magazine.|'''[[Cracked.com|Cracked]].com''', [http://www.cracked.com/article_15679_5-upcoming-comic-book-movies-that-must-be-stopped_p2.html "5 upcoming comic book movies that must be stopped, p. 2]}} |
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{{quote|''"I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away."''|'''Xander''', ''[[ |
{{quote|''"I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away."''|'''Xander''', ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]''}} |
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Revision as of 04:33, 9 April 2014
"Don't applaud that! Applaud my idiocy."
—Conan O'Brien
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"Comedy is the second-lowest form of entertainment, next to animation."
—Trixie Tang, The Fairly Odd Parents
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"Sorry. I apologize to any of the parents of the kids who bought this album, and to the kids and their pets, for having to listen to this. Especially this song. It's terrible."
—Five Iron Frenzy, "Kingdom of the Dinosaurs", Quantity is Job 1
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"We must never stop reminding the reader what little value they get for their money!"
—William Gaines, on the philosophy of Mad Magazine
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Why Do People Write "Considered Harmful" Essays? —Eric A. Meyer, in the essay "Considered Harmful" Essays Considered Harmful
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Diabeetus: You know what would be sadder than reviewing this game? ...if someone went and hacked the damn thing. |
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'"
—Charles Schulz
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I get no respect.
—Rodney Dangerfield
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"There is no Jewish conspiracy to control the banks. You know why? Because we can't agree on a place to go for dinner! We couldn't even get the meeting started! (in an authoritative voice) 'All right, the Jewish meeting to control the banks will now commence.' (in a grouchy voice) 'Hey, who died and made you king? Never mind me. I'm no one here. I have no opinions.'"
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"Your Little Kuriboh was fun for a while, but now he's worn out his welcome."
—Gansley, Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series episode 48
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Peejee: Every day it's more obvious to me how Davan takes after you. |
We don't know about reverb, —Korpiklaani, "Bring Us Pints of Beer"
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Captain Marvel is to Superman what Go Bots are to Transformers, what Power Rangers are to Voltron, or what Cracked magazine is to Mad magazine.
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"I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away."
—Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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