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Crowning Moment of Funny: The entirety of the scene where Jackie pulls his team out of the game. It all starts with Jackie kicking an opponent.

Pat: (refereeing) Foul!
Jackie: What? I didn't even touch him!
Pat: I know what I saw. Foul!
Jackie: SUCK MY COCK! I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY!
Pat: (blows whistle again) You're out!
Jackie: What? What'd I say?
Pat: You said S my C!
Jackie: What's the big deal? What's the problem?
Pat: Don't make me call your mother.
Jackie: Well, you'll need a phone that can reach Heaven, because my mom's dead.
Pat: Yeah, well maybe you mom didn't go to Heaven.
(dead silence)
Announcer: And it appears a line has been crossed...by Father Pat, of all people.

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 * [[Crowning Moment of Funny]]: The entirety of the scene where Jackie pulls his team out of the game. It all starts with Jackie kicking an opponent.
 {{quote|'''Pat:''' ''(refereeing)'' Foul!
-'''Jackie:''' What? [[Blatant Lies|I didn't even touch him]]!<br />
+'''Jackie:''' What? [[Blatant Lies|I didn't even touch him]]!
-'''Pat:''' I know what I saw. Foul!<br />
+'''Pat:''' I know what I saw. Foul!
-'''Jackie:''' SUCK MY COCK! [[Disproportionate Retribution|I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY]]!<br />
+'''Jackie:''' SUCK MY COCK! [[Disproportionate Retribution|I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY]]!
-'''Pat:''' ''(blows whistle again)'' You're out!<br />
+'''Pat:''' ''(blows whistle again)'' You're out!
-'''Jackie:''' What? What'd I say?<br />
+'''Jackie:''' What? What'd I say?
-'''Pat:''' You said S my C!<br />
+'''Pat:''' You said S my C!
-'''Jackie:''' What's the big deal? What's the problem?<br />
+'''Jackie:''' What's the big deal? What's the problem?
-'''Pat:''' Don't make me call your mother.<br />
+'''Pat:''' Don't make me call your mother.
-'''Jackie:''' Well, you'll need a phone that can reach Heaven, because my mom's dead.<br />
+'''Jackie:''' Well, you'll need a phone that can reach Heaven, because my mom's dead.
-'''Pat:''' Yeah, well maybe you mom didn't go to Heaven.<br />
+'''Pat:''' Yeah, well maybe you mom didn't go to Heaven.
-'''''(dead silence)'''''<br />
+'''''(dead silence)'''''
-'''Announcer:''' And it appears a line ''has'' been crossed...by ''Father Pat'', of all people.
+'''Announcer:''' And it appears a line ''has'' been crossed...by ''Father Pat'', of all people. }}
- }}
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-[[Category:Semi Pro]]
+[[Category:Semi-Pro]]
 [[Category:Funny]]