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Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with Frickin' Laser Beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?

Number Two: Sea bass.

Dr. Evil: [pause] Right.

Number Two: They are... mutated sea bass.

Dr. Evil: Are they ill-tempered?

Number Two: Absolutely.

Dr. Evil: Oh well, that's a start...

—Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Chairface Chippendale: Unfortunately, the three of you aren't going to be around to witness my historic crime, because I'm going to feed you to my pit of ferocious man-eating alligators!

Arthur: What?... What? *Aside, to The Tick (animation)* What?!

The Tick (animation): *Ahem* Standard villain procedure.

—The Tick (animation)

Galasso: Christmas is over, seasonal employees. You are no longer required. FEED THEM TO THE SHARK PIT!

(The floor of the toy store splits in half to reveal a pool of sharks)

Amber: Whoa, whoa, maybe we can hire some of them again next year.

Galasso: Fine. Very well. Close the pit.

—Shortpacked

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-{{quote|'''Dr. Evil:''' You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have [[Weaponized Animal|sharks]] with '''''[[Frickin' Laser Beams|frickin' laser beams]] attached to their heads!''''' Now evidently [[Eyepatch of Power|my cycloptic colleague]] informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?<br />
+{{quote|'''Dr. Evil:''' You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have [[Weaponized Animal|sharks]] with '''''[[Frickin' Laser Beams]] attached to their heads!''''' Now evidently [[Eyepatch of Power|my cycloptic colleague]] informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?<br />
 '''Number Two:''' Sea bass.<br />
 '''Dr. Evil:''' ''[[Beat|[pause] ]]'' Right.<br />
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 {{quote|'''[[Diabolical Mastermind|Chairface Chippendale]]:''' Unfortunately, the three of you aren't going to be around to witness my historic crime, because I'm going to feed you to my pit of ferocious man-eating alligators!<br />
-'''[[Naive Newcomer|Arthur]]:''' What?... What? *Aside, to [[The Tick]]* ''What''?!<br />
+'''[[Naive Newcomer|Arthur]]:''' What?... What? *Aside, to [[The Tick (animation)]]* ''What''?!<br />
-'''[[The Tick]]:''' *Ahem* [[Lampshade Hanging|Standard villain procedure]].|''[[The Tick]]''}}
+'''[[The Tick (animation)]]:''' *Ahem* [[Lampshade Hanging|Standard villain procedure]].|''[[The Tick (animation)]]''}}
 {{quote|'''Galasso:''' Christmas is over, seasonal employees. [[You Have Outlived Your Usefulness|You are no longer required.]] FEED THEM TO THE SHARK PIT!<br />
 ''(The floor of the toy store splits in half to reveal a pool of sharks)''<br />
 '''Amber:''' Whoa, whoa, maybe we can hire some of them again next year.<br />
-'''Galasso:''' Fine. Very well. Close the pit. |''[[Shortpacked (Webcomic)|Shortpacked]]''
+'''Galasso:''' Fine. Very well. Close the pit. |''[[Shortpacked]]''
 }}