Simon Sez

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This is a 1999 action thriller starring Dennis Rodman and Dane Cook, and stars the former as Interpol agent Simon, who must go on a mission from France to stop an arms dealer and rescue a kidnapped girl, along with the help of some dancing "cyber monks". Just when you thought Double Team wasn't enough to stop Rodman, along comes this!

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Tropes used in Simon Sez include:

• All Monks Know Kung Fu: They also know how to dance, too!
• Dynamic Entry: Happens twice at the start of two fights against Simon.
• Dane Cook Does Something Funny: Though Your Mileage May Vary on the funny part.
• Large Ham: The main villain likes acting in this film.
• Multicolored Hair: Simon once again.
• Xtreme Kool Letterz: Its in the title.