Sonic Adventure Abridged/Funny
- Episode 1:
- Eggman Singing "Rain Drops Keep Fallin' on My Head"
- Big: Froggy I love you even if you do give me genital warts.
- "You are clearly made of water but we will destroy you somehow.
- Chaos singing the Spider-Man theme in Blah-Blah's
- The Ending:
- Episode 2:
- Big: Froggy don't run away your just dragging out the plot and making us seem like relevant characters! Aw he went down the sewer, come back here Jesus! Hello officer I'm not doing anything wrong just trying to find my slippery friend and committing grand theft auto for two seconds.
- Froggy: Stop following me dumbass... I mean ribbit.
- this:
Tails:I'VE SOILED MYSELF!!!!!!!! |
- Sonic insulting Michael Jackson, and then getting chased by a whale and developing severe whaleaphobia.
"Dolphins! I knew you were in league with the whales!" |
- On Chaos Emeralds:
Tails: I've been testing a new power source. |
- When Sonic asks Tails to take a closer look at his emerald after calling it gay:It shows the same Edward picture on it complete with Big Gay Al's Song from South Park:Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.
- Big singing Safety Dance.
- Episode 3:
- On Eggman:
- On Sonic X:
- After Knuckles finds a Master Emerald shard in a canister:
- After Chaos appears:
Eggman:This is Chaos. He's working for me. And by the way,if I feed him all the Chaos Emeralds,you're all gonna fucking die. Here you go,Chaos! Its morphing time! |
- Episode 4:
- After Tails gets the Emerald:
Tails: I got the Emerald! Now I'm the fastest thing alive! Hahahaha! |
- The name's Beta. James Beta.
- Episode 5:
- The beginning:
Knuckles: Ok,recap. In just one day,I got my ass kicked by a jello monster,my island fell out of the sky,I got chased around by a bunch of cops,somehow landed on the set for My Sims 3,Vegas ran out of strippers,and I got kidnapped by Tinker Bell. And I'm STILL not the main character! |
- I FART PURPLE GAS!
- Knuckles making an unconcious Sonic give him a blowjob.
Knuckles: Aw yeah, Sonic, take it, take it like a chilli dog. |
- "And now I'll escape on my invisible tredmill. Walking in place, walking in place, walking in place."
- Episode 6:
- Ater Knuckles gets up the mountain:
- Episode 7:
- The whole montage of Tails crashing his planes.
- Episode 8:
- "Aaaaaaaannnnnddddd Ninja Vanish!"
- "Attention Station Square. Pingas. That is all."
- Episode 10:
- This:
- Why did the Egg Carrier fly from the Mystic Ruins only to return there? Eggman was getting McDonalds.
- Later
Eggman: Sorry Amy, you can't escape that easily. You're going to have to beat my high score on Whack-A-Mole. Wuhahahaha! What? Yes I'm still ordering! |
- At the end of the episode.
Eggman: And I think I'm gonna need something to wash it all down with. |
- Episode 11:
- Big's meeting with Tikal.
- After the Egg Carrier transforms (to the theme from Transformers the Movie).
Tails: Whoa! It transformed, thats so cool! |
- Also, on the Sky Deck:
Knuckles: Hey a switch. I wonder what would happen if I pressed it? |
- Another from the Sky Deck.
Sonic: Stupid Sky Deck, stupid Eggman, Fucking Tails, won't even fly me over a stupid... Are you even listening to me?! |
- Episode 13:
- Chaos is a freaky fish guy!
- After Big leaves with Froggy:
Eggman: Whahaha! What now Sonic? Your friend has left you,Chaos is immensely powerful,I'm throwing little things to freeze you,you ain't got nothing,bitch! You ain't go- (stammers) |
- Knuckles Tempting Fate.
- Episode 16:
- The beginning.
Gamma: Hello, Barney [Zeta]. I'm here to save you. |
- Episode 17:
- The whole part of the recap episode.
- Season Finale:
- After Chaos transforms:
Chaos: Good to see you....Cloud. |