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Bob: Hmmm, there's a lesson in all this.
Eglamore: Okay, let's hear it.
Bob: Never let sixty angry kids use a herd of Laser Cows to take over your house.

—Gunnerkrigg Court, after a major victory for the students.

Every story has a moral. For example, the moral of World War One is 'never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.'

—Lemony Snicket

I guess that's a lesson all of us can relate to: If you live in a giant mansion and want a picture of your baby in the paper, you better care about your baby too, or else he'll get kidnapped, crawl across a busy street, and a truck'll drive over him.

—RedLetterMedia

Well, Mario, did we learn some kind of horribly unlikely to occur lesson today?

—Luigi, Mario Adventures

Princess Bubblegum: I hope you grasp the full consequences of breaking promises.
Finn: HECK YEAH! If I break a royal promise, I get to fight zombies, throw slumber parties, awake gumball guardians, and--and--
Princess Bubblegum: Alright, alright!
Finn: --AND REVERSE DEATH ITSELF.

—Adventure Time

Remember, kids, if you work hard and never let go of your dream, one day your rich idiot friend will just shove lots of money into your hands.

—Anika Noni Rose, The Princess and the Frog: The Abridged Script

Slade: The moral of this story? Never make a deal with an inter-dimensional demon without a little protection.

—Teen Titans

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-{{quote|'''[[Tropers/Stong Radd|Mark]]''': So basically, the moral is [[Knuckles Chaotix|get all the Chaos Rings or the villain will destroy what would have been an amusement park?]]<br />
-''Mike, John, and Colin agreeing''|'''In Stong Radd's webcomic-to-be'''}}
-{{quote|'''Bob''': Hmmm, there's a lesson in all this.<br />
+{{quote|'''Bob''': Hmmm, there's a lesson in all this.
-'''Eglamore''': Okay, let's hear it.<br />
+'''Eglamore''': Okay, let's hear it.
-'''Bob''': Never let sixty angry kids use a herd of Laser Cows to take over your house.|[[Gunnerkrigg Court (Webcomic)|Gunnerkrigg Court]], [http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=632 after a major victory for the students.]}}
+'''Bob''': Never let sixty angry kids use a herd of Laser Cows to take over your house.
+|[[Gunnerkrigg Court]], [http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID{{=}}632 after a major victory for the students.]}}
-{{quote|Every story has a moral. For example, the moral of World War One is 'never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.'|[[A Series of Unfortunate Events|Lemony Snicket]]}}
+{{quote|Every story has a moral. For example, the moral of [[World War One]] is 'never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.'|[[A Series of Unfortunate Events|Lemony Snicket]]}}
-{{quote| I guess that's a lesson all of us can relate to: If you live in a giant mansion and want a picture of your baby in the paper, you better care about your baby too, or else he'll get kidnapped, crawl across a busy street, and a truck'll drive over him.<br />
+{{quote|I guess that's a lesson all of us can relate to: If you live in a giant mansion and want a picture of your baby in the paper, you better care about your baby too, or else he'll get kidnapped, crawl across a busy street, and a truck'll drive over him.
-[[Red Letter Media]] }}
+|[[RedLetterMedia]] }}
-{{quote|Well, Mario, did we learn some kind of horribly unlikely to occur lesson today?|Luigi, Mario Adventures}}
+{{quote|Well, Mario, did we learn some kind of horribly unlikely to occur lesson today?|Luigi|Mario Adventures}}
-{{quote|'''Princess Bubblegum:''' I hope you grasp the full consequences of breaking promises.<br />
+{{quote|'''Princess Bubblegum:''' I hope you grasp the full consequences of breaking promises.
-'''Finn:''' HECK YEAH! If I break a royal promise, [[Comically Missing the Point|I get to fight zombies, throw slumber parties, awake gumball guardians]], and--and--<br />
+'''Finn:''' HECK YEAH! If I break a royal promise, [[Comically Missing the Point|I get to fight zombies, throw slumber parties, awake gumball guardians]], and--and--
-'''Princess Bubblegum:''' Alright, alright!<br />
+'''Princess Bubblegum:''' Alright, alright!
-'''Finn:''' --'''AND REVERSE ''DEATH ITSELF.'''''|''[[Adventure Time (Animation)|Adventure Time]]''}}
+'''Finn:''' --'''AND REVERSE ''DEATH ITSELF.'''''
+|''[[Adventure Time]]''}}
-{{quote|Remember, kids, if you work hard and never let go of your dream, one day your rich idiot friend will just shove lots of money into your hands.|[[The Princess and The Frog|Anika Noni Rose]], [http://www.the-editing-room.com/the-princess-and-the-frog.html ''The Princess and the Frog: The Abridged Script]}}
+{{quote|Remember, kids, if you work hard and never let go of your dream, one day your rich idiot friend will just shove lots of money into your hands.|[[The Princess and the Frog|Anika Noni Rose]]|''[http://www.the-editing-room.com/the-princess-and-the-frog.html The Princess and the Frog: The Abridged Script]''}}
 {{quote|'''Slade:''' The moral of this story? Never make a deal with an inter-dimensional demon without a little protection.|''[[Teen Titans]]''}}
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