SpongeBob SquarePants/Quotes/Season 6: Difference between revisions

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{{quote|Squidward: [same tone] The spatula...TIED TO YOUR NOSE!!

SpongeBob: Ohhh, this! [explains quickly]Well, you see, this got stuck up there so I stacked stuff and I climbed up to reach it. I reached it and grabbed it. I got it but then I fell and I screamed! I was sure I was dead but then I wasn't but then I tripped and I got this splinter and Squidward? Squidward, were you listening at all? I got this really bad splinter, you see? And I couldn't hold the spatula with my hand so I used my nose. Makes sense now, huh?

Squidward: [grumbles] Injury. Your brain is injured! [gets an idea] Wait a minute. Did you say that you got that splinter injury at work?}}

 

 

:'''Patrick''': ''[sprays dirt with a water hose then dips SpongeBob who is sun bleached and horribly dry, into a puddle of mud, wipes the mud away from his eyes, puts two slabs of jerky for SpongeBob's buck teeth, then rips out his own armpit hair]'' AAHHHH!! AAH-AHH-AAAHH!! ''[instantly turns calm, then places the armpit hair onto SpongeBob's head, then gives SpongeBob a mirror]'' See?

:'''SpongeBob''': ''[screams, horrified]'' I...look... ''[adoring voice]'' amaaaziiing.

 

 

:'''Patrick''': ''[about Squidward's kelp flowers, with a soft tone]'' They're preeeeeeettyyy! ''[Squidward shrieks]''