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The Splinter [6.1a]

Squidward: [same tone] The spatula...TIED TO YOUR NOSE!! SpongeBob: Ohhh, this! [explains quickly]Well, you see, this got stuck up there so I stacked stuff and I climbed up to reach it. I reached it and grabbed it. I got it but then I fell and I screamed! I was sure I was dead but then I wasn't but then I tripped and I got this splinter and Squidward? Squidward, were you listening at all? I got this really bad splinter, you see? And I couldn't hold the spatula with my hand so I used my nose. Makes sense now, huh? Squidward: [sarcastic] Oh, yeah, that makes perfect sense. You're a half-wit who injured himself at work being a nitwit. SpongeBob: [laughs] Good one, Squiddy. Squidward: [grumbles] Injury. Your brain is injured! [gets an idea] Wait a minute. Did you say that you got that splinter injury at work?

Sun Bleached [6.4a]

Patrick: [sprays dirt with a water hose then dips SpongeBob who is sun bleached and horribly dry, into a puddle of mud, wipes the mud away from his eyes, puts two slabs of jerky for SpongeBob's buck teeth, then rips out his own armpit hair] AAHHHH!! AAH-AHH-AAAHH!! [instantly turns calm, then places the armpit hair onto SpongeBob's head, then gives SpongeBob a mirror] See?

SpongeBob: [screams, horrified] I...look... [adoring voice] amaaaziiing.

Giant Squidward [6.7a]

Patrick: [about Squidward's kelp flowers, with a soft tone] They're preeeeeeettyyy! [Squidward shrieks]

Squidward: Patrick!

SpongeBob: And SpongeBob!

Squidward: What are you two doing here?

SpongeBob: Patrick is helping me to do good deeds today, like trimming your kelp garden! [points to Patrick, who takes a large bite out of the kelp, then burps]

Squidward: [Yells] STOP EATING MY KELP!!! [shoves Patrick and SpongeBob]

Patrick: Okay, okay, geez! I try to help a fellow out. I'll just have to eat this ice cream cone instead!

Squidward: Oh! Do you like to eat ice cream, Patrick?

Patrick: Hmmmmmm...yeah.

Squidward: Then have some more! [sprays the ice cream]

Patrick: [falls over when the ice cream gets bigger] Whoa! Oof!

Squidward: Ha, ha, ha! Still want that ice cream?

Patrick: Boy I do! Thanks, Squidward! Want some, SpongeBob? Last one to the cone is a rotten clam!

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Squidward: [to SpongeBob and Patrick] HEY! Look at what you did to me! You better fix my nose, or you'll hear from my lawyer!

SpongeBob: Are you sure?

Patrick: Yeah! You'll be ugly again!

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SpongeBob: Good deed accomplished! I ask for no reward.

Patrick: You're a saint, SpongeBob! A SAINT!

SpongeBob: I know, and it is a burden I must carry.