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** Well, theoretically optional, but given the rest of the manual's emphasis on the least arousing sex this side of a court-ordered chemical sterilization, you might as well just do it. You're already a sex offender just for agreeing to play the game; just as well hang for a sheep as a lamb.
 
== VideogamesVideo Games ==
* Considering the purposes they're purchased for, it's ''amazing'' just how bad the writing in most English hentai games is when it comes to sex scenes. In most cases, the writers probably either:
** 1.# Have much more interest in writing a story than shoehorning in what the [[Executive Meddling|executives]] consider to be the selling point of these games. Game requires adult content to sell? Fine, here's a stupid sex scene, now let me get back to the interesting bit. In some of these games, you can cut the sex completely without missing anything in the plot, and probably make it ''better'' - these may get an all-ages console releases.
** 2.# Know exactly how silly the game they're writing for are, so why bother making it good? [[They Just Didn't Care]] anyway. In fact, why not making the sex even dumber than it already is. They may even garner some cheap laughs from [[So Bad It's Good|how bad it is]]. The term "[[wikipedia:Sexploitation film|sexploitation]]" is invented and reserved for this kind of things, as shown below.
** 3.# Got some [[wikipedia:Ghostwriter|ghostwriters]] involved somewhere in the process. You can tell from the clear difference in writing between the erotic scenes and the rest of the game.
* [[Divi-dead]] [[Up to Eleven|takes it to a whole other level]] with such gems as "shove your eggplant up to my ribcage!", and the hero always, always, '''always''' finishes with '''"I'm BLASTING!"'''
* It can probably be explained mostly with poor translation job by people who had little to no actual experience, since those games were originally in Japanese.
** Sometimes even when the translation is good, it's often too clinical, and marred with [[Unsound Effect|strange sound effects]].
* Used to [[Tropes Are Not Bad|great effect]] in [[Katawa Shoujo]] whenever a sex scene is supposed to be awkward.
 
 
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