Talks Like a Simile: Difference between revisions

* [[Zero Punctuation|Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]] does this quite often, his similes being outrageous and bizarre, often to [[Accentuate the Negative|illustrate the negative aspect of the video games he reviews]]. He's mentioned insults being as offensive as "being smacked in the balls with your own dead dog," voice acting as unpleasant as "being raped in the ear by a man wearing a sandpaper condom," (but that was his roommate, and "not in those exact words, obviously") and [[Super Mario Bros.|Mario]] as "as big a sellout as a character can get without turning tricks for a penny on the New Jersey turnpike."

* Outrageous like-simile-talking seems to be a favorite trait of comedic video game critics, seeing that [[The Angry Video Game Nerd]] is also well known for his scatological similes regarding the shitty games he plays. Certainly you've heard about this business with diarrhea dumps in his ear and roadkilled skunks and the downing-with-beer thereof?

 

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