"The Reason You Suck" Speech: Difference between revisions

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Not only has [[Big Bad]] tried to kill your girlfriend/boyfriend, slain the [[Team Pet]] and finally [[Take Over the World|taken over the world]], he must grind your self worth into the asphalt and explain to you why, precisely, you [[Epic Fail|failed]]. This is where he lists all the reasons you are a poor excuse for a [[The Hero|hero]] and never had a prayer of stopping him; you lack the [[Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy|skills]], the [[Infinity+1 Sword|weapons]] and the [[What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?|powers]] needed; you [[Silly Rabbit, Idealism Is for Kids|childishly]] fight for [[Good Is Old-Fashioned|outdated ideals]], your [[Evil Is Petty|costume is ugly]] and your [[The Obi-Wan|mentor]] always hated you.

* ''[[Atop the Fourth Wall]]'' example: {{spoiler|Mechakara masquerading as the genuine article}} delivers a particularly chilling one to his '''entire fanbase''':

{{quote|Well, I think it's obvious whose fault [[The Ultimates|Ultimates 3]] is. You. Yes, you. The audience of this show. [[Reviews Are the Gospel|You sycophantic worms will buy anything dished out to you.]] They told you this garbage was gold and you believed it. Just like if I had said something was good or bad, you'll believe me instantly. So go on. Continue being the mindless, dreary-eyed, ugly bags of fat that I can call my fans.}}

{{quote|I’m poverty’s new sheriff

And I’m bashing in the slums

{{quote|I agree people have the right to express their opinions, but I have the exact same right. The irony is I actually like both Jessica and Hollie, I may have defended Hollie more lately because of my perception she's being kicked while she's down. I'm sure this is something you can now relate to after Thursday. Quite honestly I should see this as flattering because you and others must have much more faith in her making a come back than I do. I hope IDF represents only a really small percentage of the Idolverse's perceptions, because you're not doing yourself any favors, when Hollie finally does leave her votes are gonna go somewhere and perhaps not where you'd like. But somethings never change and you guys can do what you like and I'll respond when I feel the need}}

* Near the end of ''[[Red vs. Blue]]: Revelation'', Tex delivers a short one to Church after she {{spoiler|shoots him to betray their location to Washington and the Meta}}:

'''Church''': Tex, I would have helped you.

'''Tex''': You can't even help ''yourself''. That's why you made me, Church. You made me to take on all the things you can't handle. Just like you always have. Well guess what, I'm gonna handle it. }}

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