Skewed Priorities: Difference between revisions

* ''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'' cast usually remembers the two top priorities are "stay alive long enough to get paid" and "get paid" respetively, but there are strange cases. Captain Gasca (an uplifted orangutan) was established to have self-preservation instinct in working order, but then decided to [//www.schlockmercenary.com/2016-05-22 test whether Elf learned to restrain her temper] and [//www.schlockmercenary.com/2016-09-08 stay longer than necessary] on an object that received imminent relativistic collision warning. [[For Science!]]

* From ''[[League of Super Redundant Heroes]]''; in one strip, Maroon Jackdaw puts a curse on Astronomus after he makes an indecent pass at her, [[Baleful Polymorph| turning his head into a donkey's.]] Eventually, he manages to cure himself by traveling back in time, meeting his past self before it happened, cloning himself, and using arcane technology to transfer his mind and soul to the clone. [[Take Our Word for It|(Or something like that.)]] Of course, he could have simply apologized to Maroon Jackdaw and promised not to do it again, and she'd have reversed it, but he insists such a demand was "unreasonable".

 

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