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** '''And what does he do?''' He buys his ammo '''''from the Gadgetron PDA!''''' You know, the device that doubles the price of ammunition bought from it?
** '''Even worse:''' he makes this boneheaded move '''''JUST A FEW FEET AWAY FROM A VENDOR!!!'''''
* In ''Metal Gear Solid 3'', Phil is running around like a headless chicken in a sniper battle against The End. During this, he gets an incoming
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** '''And what does he do?''' Phil ignores her, cuts off the call, and responds with ''"shut the fuck up!"'', resulting in him spending even longer fighting The End.
* In 2011, Phil decided to do a playthrough of ''Catherine'' for the PS3. He is greeted with a difficulty select before the game begins.
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** '''And what does he do?''' Phil starts getting cocky that an enemy got itself decapitated, loses his concentration as he gloats and mocks his fallen foe, getting up into a standing position.
** '''As a result:''' this lapse in judgement allows the blade to swing round and take ''his'' head off as well.
*''Far Cry 4'' is home to some of Phil's funniest misfortunes, but he still makes some questionable decisions. One such decision is to try and hunt a rhinoceros for its skin to upgrade his inventory capacity.
**'''You'd think:''' he would try not to ruin the skin by using firearms, and simply try to kill it from a safe distance using the bow and arrow, knowing that rhinos are extremely dangerous animals.
**'''And what does he do?''' He decides to be a massive dick to it by shooting the large bovine with an Uzi, which would be enough to ruin the skin and make it unusable for crafting.
**'''And then:''' he throws a Molotov cocktail at the rhino, which '''''really''''' pissed it off.
**'''As a result:''' Phil gets completely gored by a flaming rhinoceros because of his recklessness and loses what rhino skins he already had, leading to him bitching at Ubisoft...which sounds funny with how he goes about it. [Paraphrasing Fred Fuchs of the SoK: ''"I got it on camera... yeah, send the video footage to Ubisoft, maybe they'll slip you a rhino skin."]''
*Also from his ''Far Cry 4'' playthrough, Phil is tasked with taking out a nearby wolf den, after dealing with the wolf pack occupying that cave. He sees an explosive barrel inside the den near some wooden support beams, and realises he can blow it up with a fire arrow.
**'''You'd think:''' Phil would do the sensible thing and set it off from outside the cave, and out of harm's way, right?
**'''And what does he does?''' He goes '''''inside the cave''''' to ignite the barrel, causing the cave to collapse right on top of him, killing him in the process!
**Speaking of explosives, there's another part of the game where he has to destroy a some chemicals inside some small houses.
**'''You'd think:''' Phil would take some precautions in dealing with these since trying to destroy some explosive chemicals in a small space could be dangerous.
**'''And what does he do?''' He shoots recklessly at the explosives, causing propane tanks to fly towards him and blow up in his face and take damage from. He does the same again seconds later!
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