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*** Two Words: Jade. Goody.
*** She has a perfume?! Who would wear that? I mean, pork smells good and all but...
* How do ships in [[Shoot 'Em UpsUp]]s move backwards?
** To sell them. They're basically celebrity endorsements.
** They don't, they just move forward slower than the screen is scrolling.
* Why is it in cartoons whenever anyone's detesting the school lunch, NOBODY''nobody'' ever thinks to bring their own lunch?
** Easy: lunchboxes and bags could be hiding WEAPONS''weapons'', and are thus banned. ...Hey, it worked to ban backpacks at my junior high school.
*** So could your pockets. Or orifices.
*** My elementary school now confiscates box lunches that they deem unhealthy, like diet sodas... or dare I say it... Sugar Free Candy!!! I would like to point out that my elementary school admin was staffed with complete morons.
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