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{{quote|Remain calm. All is well. ALL IS WELL!!!
|'''Chip''', from |''[[Animal House]]''}}
 
{{quote|I don't believe it! He isn't human!
|'''[[No Name Given|The Mad Scientist]]''', from |the ''[[Superman]]'' [[Superman Theatrical Cartoons|Theatrical Cartoon]] [[The Mad Scientist|of the same name]]}}
 
{{quote|'''Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg''': I'm screwed.
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{{quote|Once again, the world is quick to bury me. How could my own Brothers believe that what transpired at the Temple Prime [[All According to Plan|did not unfold exactly as I had planned?]] Of course, I could not have planned for an ambush BY MY '''[[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|OWN! FORCES!]]'''
|'''Kane''', |''[[Command & Conquer]]: Tiberium Wars''}}
 
{{quote|Let me be your [[Those Wacky Nazis|Fuehrer]]. Let me be your Fuehrer.
|'''Friedrich Rudd''' from |the ''[[Mission: Impossible (TV series)||Mission Impossible]]'' episode "The Legend".}}
 
{{quote|Curses! Just when you've finally managed to bring the whole world under your evil influence some pathetic little [[Inquisitor]] goes whining off to the Adeptus Terra about rogue psykers and daemonic possession. I mean, do I look possessed? Well do I? DO I???
|Personal log of '''Lord Varlak''', 995.M41 (during the Purging of Korsk II), |''[[Warhammer 40,000]]''}}
 
{{quote|Light is usually so calm, but now he's snapped. This must be getting to him.
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{{quote|Aww, you motherfuckers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches! Huh. You think you can do this shit... Jake! You think you can do this to me?! You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you! SHU program, nigga. 23 hour lockdown! I'm the man up in this piece! You'll never see the light of... who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the police, I run shit here. You just live here! Yeah, that's right, you better walk away! Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfucker down. '''[[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|KING KONG! AIN'T GOT SHIT! ON ME!]]''' That's right, that's right. Shit, I don't, fuck. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfucking way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.
|'''Alonzo Harris''', |''[[Training Day]]''}}
 
{{quote|What the FUCK you know about what I need on my mind, motherfucker?! My name was on the street?! When we bounce from this shit here, y'all going to go down on them corners and let the people know: word did not get back to me. Let 'em know Marlo step to any motherfucker; Omar, Barksdale, whoever. '''MY NAME IS MY NAME!'''
|'''Marlo Stanfield,''' |''[[The Wire]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Nero''' [Spock's] ship. Take it out.
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{{quote|'''''[[Memetic Mutation|FIRE EVERYTHING!]]'''''
|'''Nero''' again|''[[Star Trek (film)|Star Trek]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Kirk:''' Khan, I'm ''laughing'' at the "superior intellect".
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I'd rewrite all this superhuman registration junk, I'll tell you that for nothing. "Are you a self-proclaimed super-hero?" 'Why shucks, sir, I sure am a regular guy in bad underpants who fights crime without understanding one damn thing about how the world really works, yes.' "Excellent, I send you now to a concentration camp where you will be sterilized, lobotomized, tenderized and pasteurized. So says president Goblin!" Actually, that's a bit more [[Doctor Doom]], isn't it? Still, the idea's sound. Note to self: give naked dictation more often. The ideas seem to flow more freely.
So glad I decided to keep the old kit handy. One more thing... There. Now let's take care of business. And then I think I shall viciously beat some complete strangers at random. They're bound to have done something to deserve it at some point, after all. Swordsman, Swordsman... what shall we do with you? Aside from kill you, of course. Of course I have to kill you. It's what the little people expect me to do. This is how I display my heroism.
|'''Norman Osborn/The Green Goblin''', |''[[Thunderbolts]] #120''}}
 
{{quote|WHAT'S SO FUNNY, YOU IMBECILES?! HOW DARE YOU GET A HAPPY ENDING?! '''HOW DARE YOU?!'''
|'''[[Hercules (1997 film)|Hades]]''', |''[[Kingdom Hearts II]]''}}
 
{{quote|Nobody disrespects me! '''NOBODY!'''
|'''[[The Nightmare Before Christmas|Oogie Boogie]]''', |''[[Kingdom Hearts (video game)|Kingdom Hearts]]''}}
 
{{quote|I have seen worlds bathed in the [[Sufficiently Advanced Alien|Makers']] flames. Their denizens fading without so much as a whimper. Entire planetary systems born and raised in the time that it takes your mortal hearts to beat once. Yet all throughout, my own heart, devoid of emotion... of empathy. I... have... felt... '''NOTHING!''' A million, million lives wasted. Had they all held within them your tenacity? Had they all loved life as you do?
|'''[[Bonus Boss|Algalon]]''', |''[[World of Warcraft]]''}}
 
{{quote|You piece of shit! You ant!! [[This Is Unforgivable!|Unforgivable unforgivable unforgivable]]! You puny insect!
|'''Baraggan Luisenbarn''', |''[[Bleach]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''''ABANDON YOUR ARROGANCE, HUMAN!'''''
|'''Sosuke Aizen''', |''[[Bleach]]''}}
 
{{quote|You and your father are my curse! Your father shamed me with a penalty on my record! And you... you left a scar on my shoulder that would never fade! I... I'll bury you! I'll bury you with my bare hands! Death! Death!
|'''Manfred von Karma''', |''[[Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney|Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney]]''}}
 
{{quote|Dance yourselves to hell, see if I care!
|'''Purge''', |''[[Space Channel 5|Space Channel 5 Part 2]]''}}
 
{{quote|Twenty minutes...? All that [[Life Energy|wakfu]] spent for a jump of twenty minutes in time? Two hundred years of research and collecting wakfu for [[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|twenty. Mere. MINUTES?!]] [[Big No|NOOOOOOOO!]]
|'''Nox''', |''[[Wakfu]]''}}
 
{{quote|[[Time Stands Still|Why can't I move?]] [[Oh Crap|Wh... Why can't I...]] [[Villainous Breakdown|No... No... Nonononono! MOTHERF***ER! NO NO NO NO! Bulls***! Bulls***! Bulls***!]] Okay okay okay [[Third Person Person|Dio]], calm down, calm down... If [[Catch Phrase|I, Dio]], don't move, then he won't notice that I, Dio, am right in front of... (''gets his leg broken'') OOOOOOHMYGAWD!
|'''[[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure|Dio Brando]]''', |''[[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged]]''}}
 
{{quote|Why? Oh, why? Oh, why? Oh, why? Oh, why? Oh, why? Oh, why...
|'''Magnacat''', |''[[Monster Allergy]]''}}
 
{{quote|I... I won't stand for this! You jackals think you can come in here and question ME?! This interview is over!
|'''Arcturus Mengsk''', |''[[StarCraft II]]''}}
 
{{quote|Our generals are the scum of the German people! Not a shred of honor! They call themselves generals! Years at military academy just to learn how to hold a knife and fork! For years the military has hindered my plans! They've put every kind of obstacle in my way! What I should have done is liquidate all the high-ranking officers, like [[Josef Stalin|Stalin]] did! I never attended an academy, yet I have conquered Europe all by myself! Traitors! I've been betrayed and deceived from the very beginning! What a monstrous betrayal of the German people! But all those traitors will pay! They will pay with their own blood! They shall drown in their own blood!
|'''[[Adolf Hitler]]''', ''[[Memetic Mutation|that]]'' [[Memetic Mutation|scene]] from ''[[Downfall (film)|Downfall]]'', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}t7PmzdINGZk learning a general didn't carry out a critical assault due to not having enough men]|''[[Memetic Mutation|that]]'' [[Memetic Mutation|scene]] from ''[[Downfall (film)|Downfall]]''}}
 
{{quote|''WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!''
|''' {{spoiler|Kristoph Gavin}}''', |''[[Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney|Apollo Justice Ace Attorney]]''}}
 
{{quote|Get up ! Come alive ! GET UP YOU FOOLS ! KILLLL !
|'''The Horned King''', |''[[The Black Cauldron]]''.}}
 
{{quote|For the first time in his life, [[The Sociopath|Razim]] felt the full force of his emotions as they rushed in, overwhelming him. Fury. Despair. He was out of control, unable to believe what had just occurred, that everything he had planned - so carefully, so brilliantly - had been suddenly taken away from him.
|''[[Alex Rider|Scorpia Rising]]''}}
 
{{quote|<span style{{smallcaps| =}}"font-variant:small-caps;">This is your fault. It didn't have to be like this.}}</span>
<span style{{smallcaps|=}}"font-variant:small-caps;">...I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.}}</span>
<span style{{smallcaps|=}}"font-variant:small-caps;">...I'm going to kill you! [[I Was Told There Would Be Cake|And all the cake is gone!]] ...You don't even care, do you?!}}</span>
|'''[[GLaDOS]]''', |''[[Portal (series)|Portal]]'' }}
 
{{quote|[[When Life Gives You Lemons]], don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life ''rue'' the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! ''Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! '''I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!'''''
|'''Cave Johnson''', |''[[Portal 2]]''}}
 
{{quote|And another thing! You never caught me! I told you I could die falling off that rail, and you didn't catch me. You didn't even TRY. Oh, it's all becoming clear to me now. Find some dupe to break you out of cryosleep. Give him a sob story about escaping to the surface. Squeeze him for information on where to find a portal gun. T-Then, when he's no more use to you, he has a little ACCIDENT, doesn't he? "Falls" off his management rail, doesn't he?! Doesn't he?! You're in this together, aren't you? You've been playing me the whole time! Both of you! First you make me think you're brain damaged! Then you convince me you're sworn enemies with your BEST FRIEND over there! Then, then, when I reluctantly assume the responsibility of running this place, you conveniently decide to run off together! Just when I need you the most! I bet there isn't even a problem with the facility, is there? I'll bet there's no such thing as a reactor core! I bet that's not even fire coming out of the walls, is it? It's just cleverly placed lights and paper mache, I bet that's all it is! All those pieces of the ceiling that keep falling out? Probably--probably actual pieces of the ceiling, I'll bet, that looked real. But it doesn't signify anything, is my point! But the real point is--oh! You know what I've just remembered? FOOTBALL! Kicking a ball around for fun! Cruel, obviously. Humans love it. Metaphor! I should've seen this coming!''
|{{spoiler|'''Wheatley'''}}, |''[[Portal 2]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Grizzaka''': (''is pissed and attacks Jellica'') Only three Crystal Eyes?! KEEP LOOKING!
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{{quote|Stalagbite, you stupid beast... get to your feet and DESTROY this fool! NOW!
|'''Vath''', trying to get Stalagbite to get back up with his Chaos Dragon Amulet, |''[[Adventure Quest Worlds]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Ledgermayne''': Fascinating. It becomes clear that you cannot be dissuaded from this self-destructive course. You must be dealt with.
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{{quote|'''''"MORE!!!! SKULLS!!!!!!"'''''
|'''{{spoiler|Chaos}} Vordred''', |''[[Adventure Quest Worlds]]''}}
 
{{quote|By the time I was 30 years old, I was a billionaire 30 times over. I founded and ran a vast economic empire. Do you really think I'm going to let an upstart come into my home and ransom my property to me? I spent two centuries searching for the Platinum Chip. It's my invention, my property - ''mine''! Now be a good courier and deliver it!
|'''Mr. House''', |''[[Fallout: New Vegas]]'' }}
 
{{quote|Wha... alarms? What's goin- '''You. Think you can run? Think you can TRICK ME!?''' This entire structure is ''mine'' to command! Security, weapons, all this technology, '''mine'''! Now, you will die. You think you've outsmarted me? You're the one on a leash, you always were! Escape? No. That cold hand on your throat is mine. It always was! You can't outrun me! You were always under my control! Do you hear me? '''DO YOU HEAR ME?'''
|'''Elijah''', |''[[Fallout: New Vegas]]: Dead Money''}}
 
{{quote|'''Brauner''': Stella, Loretta. I told you not to come here.
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{{quote|But it's not logical! Don't you see? He's much too scared to even try... I—I'm much too scared! No, it's not logical! [[Big No|NOOO!]] [[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|NOT! LOGICAL! NOT! LOGICAL!]]
|'''Xana''', |''[[Code Lyoko]]''}}
 
{{quote|Well, it looks like the only fists that are raised in this town are ''pacifists''! Yeah, run, get outta here, get outta here, cowards! Look at ya! Hahahahaha! Where are you all going?! GET BACK HERE! YOU COME BACK HERE! '''SHOW ME THAT YOU HAVE ONE OUNCE OF TESTOSTERONE BETWEEN THE THREE OF YOU!'''
...With all you people as role models, no wonder my son is... ''sensitive''.
|'''Clay Puppington''', |''[[Moral Orel]]'', "Sacrifice"}}
 
{{quote|I was glad to be rid of what I had for a father! But you! You got them! You’re not human! You don’t deserve to be Clark Kent! I’ll punish you with every ounce of pain and humiliation and regret from an entire human lifetime. Don’t you understand?! I’ll never stop! What will it take to break you?! '''WHY WON’T YOU BREAK?!'''
|'''[[Lex Luthor]]''', |''[[Action Comics]]''}}
 
{{quote|What?! I created Team Plasma with my own hands. I'm absolutely perfect! I AM PERFECTION! I am the perfect ruler of a perfect new world!
|'''{{spoiler|Ghetsis}}''', |''[[Pokémon Black and White]]''}}
 
{{quote|[[Evil Laugh|Hahahahahahaha!]] [[Say My Name|Ragna! Ragna!]] It's impossible, Ragna! Nothing will change! You can't change anything! [[Laughing Mad|Hahahahaha!]]
|'''Nu''', |''[[BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger]]''}}
 
{{quote|''Hate hate hate hate hate!''
|'''Mu''', |''[[BlazBlue: Continuum Shift]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Robotnik''': I keep on telling you, Grimer, my faithful fool... I don't have a plan. This is the end for us all!
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{{quote|Eh heh heh... Who do you think you are, Pilgrim? You think you're better than me? Well, I'll tell you what you are; a pain in my '''''ASS!''''' Do you know how long it took to get all the evil exes' contact information so I could form this stupid league?! Like, two hours! '''''TWO HOURS!''''' You're not cool enough for Ramona! You're zero! ''Nothing!'' Me, '''''I'm''''' what's hip, '''''I'm''''' what's happening, '''''I'M BLOWING UP RIGHT NOW!'''''
|'''Gideon Gordon Graves''', |''[[Scott Pilgrim vs. the World]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''YOU ARE NOTHING, T'SONI! YOU CAME FOR NOTHING! NO-ONE LEAVES HERE ALIVE!'''
|'''The Shadow Broker''', |''[[Mass Effect 2]]''}}
 
{{quote|I'm being charged with a crime? Is that what this is? I'm being charged with a ''crime?'' This is funny, that's what this is. This is... ''[lunges]'' I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR EYES AND PISS IN YOUR DEAD SKULL! '''''YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MARINE!'''''
|'''Col. Nathan R. Jessep''', |''[[A Few Good Men]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Randolph Duke''': My God... we're ruined...
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{{quote|Oh, I'm sorry, [[Faux Affably Evil|I'm usually far more composed]]. I'm just a little bit '''[[Not So Stoic|ABSOLUTELY LIVID]]'''.
|'''Freeza''', |''[[Dragon Ball Abridged]]''}}
 
{{quote|<span style{{=}}"color|:#004183| ;">AG: Fuck you for me trying to help you.}}</span>
<span style{{=}}"color|:#004183| ;">AG: Fuck the 8lue team, fuck your conniving, fuck Equius's dou8ledealing and the stupid muscle8east he rode in on, and fuck you for s8ving my life.}}</span>
<span style{{=}}"color|:#004183| ;">AG: FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!}}</span>
|'''Vriska Serket'''|''[[Homestuck]]''}}
|''[[Homestuck]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Ax Knight''': Captain Vul! Heavy Lobster's eye has been destroyed!
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{{quote|''No one STOPS!! It's way too late to STOP! NO ONE STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS! AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!''
|{{spoiler|'''Popola'''}}, |''[[NieR]]''}}
 
{{quote|''I am '''Sovereign, and THIS STATION IS MINE!'''''
|'''Sovereign''', |''[[Mass Effect]]''}}
 
{{quote|''They deserved it!''
|{{spoiler|'''Angel Islington'''}}, |''[[Neverwhere]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Admiral Sati:''' "I question your actions, Captain. I question your choices. I question your ''loyalty''."
'''Captain Picard:''' "You know, there are some words I've known since I was a schoolboy. 'With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.' Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Sati, as wisdom and warning. The first time ''any'' man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged. I fear that day--"
'''Sati:''' "How ''dare'' you? You, who consort with Romulans, invoke my father's name to support your traitorous arguments? It is an offense to everything I hold dear, and to hear those words used to subvert the United Federation of Planets... ''my father was a great man''. His name stands for integrity and principle. You dirty his name when you speak it. He loved the Federation, but you, Captain, corrupt it. You undermine our very way of life. I will expose you for what you are! (''Head of Starfleet Intelligence gets up and leaves the room'') '''I've brought down bigger men than you, Picard!''' (''Looks around at audience, visibly shaking'') I have nothing more to say."
'''Adjutant:''' "Perhaps we should call a recess, until tomorrow."
|"The Drumhead," ''[[Star Trek: The Next Generation]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"Don't waver, Nail Ripper!"''
|'''Miyo Takano''', |''[[Higurashi no Naku Koro ni]] Kira Episode 2''}}
 
{{quote|No! You couldn't possibly have done that! How did you... Who helped you?! You cheated, I ''know'' you cheated! Oh, this isn't over, Dark Knight, oh no. Now things get far more difficult. People will die and you will be [[Electronic Speech Impediment|to bla- to bla- to bla-]] '''''[[Electronic Speech Impediment|to blame.]]'''''
|'''Riddler''', |''[[Batman: Arkham City]]'' }}
 
{{quote|'''Enough!''' You are ''all of you'' beneath me! [[A God Am I|I am a god]], you ''dull'' creature, and I will not be bullied by-
|Loki, ''[[The Avengers (film)|The Avengers]]'', to the Hulk... who proceeded to register his objection [[Curb Stomp Battle|violently]].|''[[The Avengers (film)|The Avengers]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"Poor Hara... I think she's finally gone bonkers."''
|'''Aunt Jessica''' ('''Sadako''') about '''Hara''' ('''Haru''') {{spoiler|having been flipping out over all the evidence she found of the Borrowers living beneath her house having disappeared}} in |''[[The Borrower Arrietty|The Secret World of Arrietty]]''}}
 
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