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** Unsurprising - you can't pep-talk someone out of a traumatic, partially-drug induced and reinforced psychosis.
** Unsurprising - you can't pep-talk someone out of a traumatic, partially-drug induced and reinforced psychosis.
** She has now suffered an actual defeat, albeit as a end of comic gag, at the hands of Danielle Cage the infant daughter of Luke Cage and Jessica Jones. The baby temporarily acquired powers like Spider-Man's, and defeated Squirrel Girl by sneaking up behind her and covering her with web until she couldn't move. ''Nobody'' tell [[Doctor Doom]]!
** She has now suffered an actual defeat, albeit as a end of comic gag, at the hands of Danielle Cage the infant daughter of Luke Cage and Jessica Jones. The baby temporarily acquired powers like Spider-Man's, and defeated Squirrel Girl by sneaking up behind her and covering her with web until she couldn't move. ''Nobody'' tell [[Doctor Doom]]!
* [[Canada, Eh?]]: Yep, she's from the True North.
* [[Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass]]: Cute. Fuzzy. Talks to squirrels. Lips taste like hazelnuts. Defeated Doctor Doom, The Mandarin, Giganto, MODOK, Thanos, Terrax, Bug-Eyed Voice, Bi-Beast, Deadpool (twice!), Pluto, Fin Fang Foom, Baron Mordo, Korvac, and Ego the Living Planet...
* [[Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass]]: Cute. Fuzzy. Talks to squirrels. Lips taste like hazelnuts. Defeated Doctor Doom, The Mandarin, Giganto, MODOK, Thanos, Terrax, Bug-Eyed Voice, Bi-Beast, Deadpool (twice!), Pluto, Fin Fang Foom, Baron Mordo, Korvac, and Ego the Living Planet...
** She recently{{when}} handed Wolverine his ass on a silver platter while sparring.
** She recently{{when}} handed Wolverine his ass on a silver platter while sparring.