Star Trek: The Next Generation/Recap/S3/E02 The Ensigns of Command

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The Enterprise receives a message from the Sheliak, insisting they remove all humans from a planet that the Sheliak have the legal right to colonize. The Federation has no record of a colony there - there's radiation that would normally be lethal to humans - but it turns out that, about a century ago, a colony ship went off course and ended up there. They built a radiation shield, settled in, and by now have grown to a population of 15,000 or so.

The evacuation will take weeks by shuttlecraft (the radiation also messes up the transporters), but the Sheliak is arriving in four days; Picard negotiates with the Sheliak, who keep insisting on not giving them any extra time. Meanwhile, the colonists don't want to evacuate at all (screw the treaties, many of their ancestors died getting that shield built!), and Data must convince them otherwise.

Tropes used in The Ensigns of Command include:
  • Bothering by the Book: The Sheliak constantly stand on the exact wording of their very long peace treaty with the Federation...
  • Curb Stomp Battle: Data finally overcomes the colonists' pride by demonstrating that one android with a hand phaser can seriously wreck their equipment, then stating that the Sheliak are packing much bigger weapons and will blow them away from orbit without a second thought.
  • Throw It In: Patrick Stewart ad-libbed the part where he brushes some dust off the Enterprise nameplate. It fit the scene so well it was left in.
  • Troll: The Sheliak try to legally do this from the get-go to get their way. It backfires when Picard cottons on and figures out how to flip it back on them.