Stop Helping Me!/Quotes

WE ARE HELPING! WE ARE HELPING!

—Dumbed-down binomes, ReBoot

Uh oh, everything's working fine, better call in the military!

—Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind

Like one who takes away a garment on a cold day, or like vinegar poured on soda, is one who sings songs to a heavy heart.

—The Bible, Proverbs 25:20

I have heard many things like these; miserable comforters are you all! Will your long-winded speeches never end? What ails you that you keep on arguing? I could also speak like you, if you were in my place; I could make fine speeches against you and shake my head at you.

—Job, The Bible, Job 16:2-4

"HEY! HELLO! LISTEN! HELLO! HEY! WATCH OUT! HELLO! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! WATCH OUT!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, NAVI!"

—Link, "There Will Be Brawl."

Church: "Caboose, Help Agent South!"

Caboose: "OK" *Shoots Agent South*

—Red vs. Blue

Zeetha: Are you sure they're trying to help?

Gil: It's my fault, really. I make it look easy.

—Girl Genius

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

—Ronald Reagan

Wallace: Scott!
Scott (while fighting): What?
Wallace: Watch out! It's that one guy!

Scott: Okay, thank you, Wallace.

—Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life

Harry: "Just promise me one thing, Dobby."
Dobby: "Anything, Harry Potter!"

Harry: "Never try to save my life again."

—Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"You just got Mario sucked into a black hole, a gateway to the dark void between realities, where he will be tortured forever. That is not helping. That is the opposite of helping."

—Critical Miss

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