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* "Superman, thank god... I mean, GET HIM!" |
* "Superman, thank god... I mean, GET HIM!" |
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* Superman has just broken into Luthor's underground lair. |
* Superman has just broken into Luthor's underground lair. |
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{{quote|'''Lex Luthor''': "Otis, take the gentleman's cape." |
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[''Otis approaches Superman, who glares at him''] |
[''Otis approaches Superman, who glares at him''] |
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'''Otis''': "I don't think he wants me to, Mr. Luthor." }} |
'''Otis''': "I don't think he wants me to, Mr. Luthor." }} |
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** Also Hackman's cavalier, ad-libbed "Come in, it's open" just before. |
** Also Hackman's cavalier, ad-libbed "Come in, it's open" just before. |
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* When Superman shows up during his opening night to save Air Force One when an engine blows out. The pilot's expression as he looks out the window, sees a guy in a cape holding up the wing, and tells the rest of the crew "Just fly. We got... something... I ain't saying what, just... trust me." |
* When Superman shows up during his opening night to save Air Force One when an engine blows out. The pilot's expression as he looks out the window, sees a guy in a cape holding up the wing, and tells the rest of the crew "Just fly. We got... something... I ain't saying what, just... trust me." |
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** In fact, a lot of the reactions people have when Clark suits up for the first time: |
** In fact, a lot of the reactions people have when Clark suits up for the first time: |
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{{quote|'''Pimp''': Say Jim, that is a BAD outfit! (Supes flies off) Whoa! |
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'''Desk Sergeant''' (finding a boat loaded with tied-up robbers on his doorstep with a caped hero flying into the night): First drink's on me, lemme go get my hat... }} |
'''Desk Sergeant''' (finding a boat loaded with tied-up robbers on his doorstep with a caped hero flying into the night): First drink's on me, lemme go get my hat... }} |
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* "[[Narm|You know what?]] [[Bond One-Liner|You're a real pain in the neck!]]" |
* "[[Narm|You know what?]] [[Bond One-Liner|You're a real pain in the neck!]]" |
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* In the [[Superman Returns|Reboot]], here's this funny nugget that was, [[Memetic Mutation|rather well received by the fanbase.]] |
* In the [[Superman Returns|Reboot]], here's this funny nugget that was, [[Memetic Mutation|rather well received by the fanbase.]] |
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{{quote|'''Lois Lane''': Superman will- |
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'''Lex Luthor''': "'''''WRONG!!!'''''" |
'''Lex Luthor''': "'''''WRONG!!!'''''" |
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Latest revision as of 20:37, 7 August 2014
Film
- In the first Christopher Reeve film, Superman is being interviewed by Lois Lane on her apartment balcony. Regarding his x-ray vision, she jokingly asks what color underwear she's wearing, only for him to reply that he can't tell because the planters she happens to be standing behind apparently have a high lead content. This was forgotten for a few moments, but after she walks away for a moment, he suddenly informs her that her underwear is pink. Cue her virtually teleporting back to the planters.
- "Superman, thank god... I mean, GET HIM!"
- Superman has just broken into Luthor's underground lair.
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Lex Luthor: "Otis, take the gentleman's cape." |
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- Also Hackman's cavalier, ad-libbed "Come in, it's open" just before.
- "Otisburg? Otisburg? OTISBURG?!?!?!"
- "Something wrong with the elevator?"
- When Superman shows up during his opening night to save Air Force One when an engine blows out. The pilot's expression as he looks out the window, sees a guy in a cape holding up the wing, and tells the rest of the crew "Just fly. We got... something... I ain't saying what, just... trust me."
- In fact, a lot of the reactions people have when Clark suits up for the first time:
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Pimp: Say Jim, that is a BAD outfit! (Supes flies off) Whoa! |
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- "You know what? You're a real pain in the neck!"
- In the Reboot, here's this funny nugget that was, rather well received by the fanbase.
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Lois Lane: Superman will- |
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