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In the first Christopher Reeve film, Superman is being interviewed by Lois Lane on her apartment balcony. Regarding his x-ray vision, she jokingly asks what color underwear she's wearing, only for him to reply that he can't tell because the planters she happens to be standing behind apparently have a high lead content. This was forgotten for a few moments, but after she walks away for a moment, he suddenly informs her that her underwear is pink. Cue her virtually teleporting back to the planters.
"Superman, thank god... I mean, GET HIM!"
Superman has just broken into Luthor's underground lair.

Lex Luthor: "Otis, take the gentleman's cape."

[Otis approaches Superman, who glares at him]

Otis: "I don't think he wants me to, Mr. Luthor."

- Also Hackman's cavalier, ad-libbed "Come in, it's open" just before.
"Otisburg? Otisburg? OTISBURG?!?!?!"
"Something wrong with the elevator?"
When Superman shows up during his opening night to save Air Force One when an engine blows out. The pilot's expression as he looks out the window, sees a guy in a cape holding up the wing, and tells the rest of the crew "Just fly. We got... something... I ain't saying what, just... trust me."
- In fact, a lot of the reactions people have when Clark suits up for the first time:

Pimp: Say Jim, that is a BAD outfit! (Supes flies off) Whoa!

Desk Sergeant (finding a boat loaded with tied-up robbers on his doorstep with a caped hero flying into the night): First drink's on me, lemme go get my hat...

"You know what? You're a real pain in the neck!"
In the Reboot, here's this funny nugget that was, rather well received by the fanbase.

Lois Lane: Superman will-

Lex Luthor: "WRONG!!!"

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 {{quote| '''Pimp''': Say Jim, that is a BAD outfit! (Supes flies off) Whoa!<br />
 '''Desk Sergeant''' (finding a boat loaded with tied-up robbers on his doorstep with a caped hero flying into the night): First drink's on me, lemme go get my hat... }}
-* "[[Narm|You know what?]] [[Bond One Liner|You're a real pain in the neck!]]"
+* "[[Narm|You know what?]] [[Bond One-Liner|You're a real pain in the neck!]]"
 * In the [[Superman Returns|Reboot]], here's this funny nugget that was, [[Memetic Mutation|rather well received by the fanbase.]]
 {{quote| '''Lois Lane''': Superman will-<br />