The Adventures of the Princess and Mr. Whiffle/YMMV
- Complete Monster: The princess in the third ending. Not even a tea party can hide the fact that she's having it in a tent made from the bones of innocents she's devoured.
- Crowning Moment of Funny: If you have a dark sense of humor (which--if you're reading this book in the first place--you probably do), the third ending will be this.
- Crowning Moment of Heartwarming: The princess "reviving" Mr. Whiffles after he falls into a river.
- Tastes Like Diabetes: It's a story about a princess. And her teddy bear. In a marzipan castle.
- What Do You Mean It's Not for Kids?: The appearances of this book can be very, very deceiving.