The ITV Panto/YMMV
Jack and the Beanstalk
- Jerkass Woobie: That bloody harp...
- Tastes Like Diabetes: Goldilocks, just... Goldilocks.
Cinderella
- The Woobie: Buttons... good LORD, Buttons.
Aladdin
- What the Hell Casting Agency: Ed Byrne... in a panto?