The Last Samurai/Funny
- On the first day of new recruit training, we get this little gem from Billy Connoly's character:
Gant: RIGHT, YOU LITTLE BASTARDS! YOU WILL STAND UP STRAIGHT OR I WILL PERSONALLY SHIT-KICK EVERY FAR EASTERN BUTTOCK THAT APPEARS BEFORE MY EYES!!! |
- Algren and his one-sided conversation with the samurai assigned to guard him.
I just realized, I've been remiss. Forgive me, I forgot to thank you for looking out for me yesterday. That is your job, correct? Protecting me. Well done 'Bob.' You don't mind if I call you Bob, do you? I knew a Bob once; God, he was ugly as a mule. Are you a ladies man, Bob? |
- Simon Graham (Timothy Spall) getting past security by pretending that Algren is the United States President.
- Come to personally lead Omura's army into battle, no less.
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