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On Therum, when the squad realizes their less than judicious use of a mining laser has triggered an eruption...

Garrus: Wait, volcanic eruption? You mean, we've been in a volcano this entire time?
Liara: Yes. You didn't know?
N'tho: (sheepish) Yeah...the ruins here are in a once-dormant, now not-so-dormant volcano. Probably should've mentioned that earlier. My bad.
Beat
Wrex: If I die in here, I'll kill you.

N'tho singing The SMG Song during the raid on Sharjila.
On the Presidium, Chief sees a drone/bugger/Yanme'e delivering pizza. The last time he encountered these creatures, he was dodging wave after wave of plasma, needler rounds, and grenades... and now, they're delivering pizza.
Cortana's response when Garrus sees through her charade of pretending to be a VI by pointing out he recognizes her from documentaries on the Human-Covenant War.

Cortana: Damn you, History Channel!

- For that matter, Garrus asking The Chief about Cortana's appearance.

Garrus: "I mean, did she COME that way or did you customize her to look like that yourself?"

When first visiting the Citadel, Chief sees an ad for Old Spice; specifically, The Man Your Man Could Smell Like. The commercial is done by an Elite. Cortanas comments on it (and lack thereof) are priceless.
The method Chief uses to deal with the infamous reporter.
Any of the Smash Cuts.

Chief: *after he scolded Tali for unauthorized use of the budget* "She'll get over it. In fact, she's probably forgotten all about it by now."
(cut to Tali in the shooting gallery)
Tali: "STUPID!" *BLAM!* "ARMOR-HEADED!" *BLAM!* "INSENSITIVE!" *BLAM!* "SEVEN-FOOT!" *BLAM!* "BOSH'TET!" *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM!*

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 * On Therum, when the squad realizes their less than judicious use of a mining laser has triggered an eruption...
-{{quote| '''Garrus''': Wait, volcanic eruption? You mean, we've been in a ''volcano'' this entire time?<br />
+{{quote|'''Garrus''': Wait, volcanic eruption? You mean, we've been in a ''volcano'' this entire time?
-'''Liara''': Yes. You didn't know?<br />
+'''Liara''': Yes. You didn't know?
-'''N'tho''': ''(sheepish)'' Yeah...the ruins here are in a once-dormant, now not-so-dormant volcano. Probably should've mentioned that earlier. My bad.<br />
+'''N'tho''': ''(sheepish)'' Yeah...the ruins here are in a once-dormant, now not-so-dormant volcano. Probably should've mentioned that earlier. My bad.
-[[Beat]]<br />
+[[Beat]]
 '''Wrex''': [[Tranquil Fury|If I die in here, I'll kill you.]] }}
 * N'tho singing [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfZDfXD-Pzo The SMG Song] during the raid on Sharjila.
 * On the Presidium, Chief sees a drone/bugger/Yanme'e delivering pizza. The last time he encountered these creatures, he was [[Goddamned Bats|dodging wave after wave of plasma, needler rounds, and grenades]]... and now, [[Mundane Utility|they're delivering pizza]].
 * Cortana's response when  {{spoiler|Garrus sees through her charade of pretending to be a VI by pointing out he recognizes her from documentaries on the Human-Covenant War}}.
-{{quote| '''Cortana''': Damn you, History Channel!}}
+{{quote|'''Cortana''': Damn you, History Channel!}}
 ** For that matter, Garrus asking The Chief  {{spoiler|about Cortana's [[Ms. Fanservice|appearance]].}}
-{{quote| '''Garrus''':  {{spoiler|"I mean, did she COME that way or did you [[Covert Pervert|customize her to look like that yourself?]]"}}}}
+{{quote|'''Garrus''':  {{spoiler|"I mean, did she COME that way or did you [[Covert Pervert|customize her to look like that yourself?]]"}}}}
-* When first visiting the Citadel, Chief sees an ad for Old Spice; specifically, [[The Man Your Man Could Smell Like (Advertising)|The Man Your Man Could Smell Like]]. The commercial is done by an Elite. Cortanas comments on it ([[Distracted By the Sexy|and lack thereof]]) are ''priceless''.
+* When first visiting the Citadel, Chief sees an ad for Old Spice; specifically, [[The Man Your Man Could Smell Like]]. The commercial is done by an Elite. Cortanas comments on it ([[Distracted by the Sexy|and lack thereof]]) are ''priceless''.
 * The method Chief uses to deal with the infamous reporter.
 * Any of the [[Smash Cut|Smash Cuts]].
-{{quote| '''Chief:''' ''*after he scolded Tali for unauthorized use of the budget*'' "She'll get over it. In fact, she's probably forgotten all about it by now."<br />
+{{quote|'''Chief:''' ''*after he scolded Tali for unauthorized use of the budget*'' "She'll get over it. In fact, she's probably forgotten all about it by now."
-''(cut to Tali in the shooting gallery)''<br />
+''(cut to Tali in the shooting gallery)''
 '''Tali:''' [[Catharsis Factor|"STUPID!" *BLAM!* "ARMOR-HEADED!" *BLAM!* "INSENSITIVE!" *BLAM!* "SEVEN-FOOT!" *BLAM!* "BOSH'TET!" *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM!*]] }}
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