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• On Therum, when the squad realizes their less than judicious use of a mining laser has triggered an eruption...

Garrus: Wait, volcanic eruption? You mean, we've been in a volcano this entire time? Liara: Yes. You didn't know? N'tho: (sheepish) Yeah...the ruins here are in a once-dormant, now not-so-dormant volcano. Probably should've mentioned that earlier. My bad. Beat Wrex: If I die in here, I'll kill you.

• N'tho singing The SMG Song during the raid on Sharjila.
• On the Presidium, Chief sees a drone/bugger/Yanme'e delivering pizza. The last time he encountered these creatures, he was dodging wave after wave of plasma, needler rounds, and grenades... and now, they're delivering pizza.
• Cortana's response when Garrus sees through her charade of pretending to be a VI by pointing out he recognizes her from documentaries on the Human-Covenant War.

Cortana: Damn you, History Channel!

• • For that matter, Garrus asking The Chief about Cortana's appearance.

Garrus: "I mean, did she COME that way or did you customize her to look like that yourself?"

• When first visiting the Citadel, Chief sees an ad for Old Spice; specifically, The Man Your Man Could Smell Like. The commercial is done by an Elite. Cortanas comments on it (and lack thereof) are priceless.
• The method Chief uses to deal with the infamous reporter.
• Any of the Smash Cuts.

Chief: *after he scolded Tali for unauthorized use of the budget* "She'll get over it. In fact, she's probably forgotten all about it by now." (cut to Tali in the shooting gallery) Tali: "STUPID!" *BLAM!* "ARMOR-HEADED!" *BLAM!* "INSENSITIVE!" *BLAM!* "SEVEN-FOOT!" *BLAM!* "BOSH'TET!" *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM!*

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