The Matrix/Funny
The Matrix
- This scene:
Neo walks through a metal detector and it goes off. |
- "Morpheus is fighting Neo!" *everyone rushes out of the room*
- Neo's conversation with Smith after being arrested.
Neo: That sounds like a good deal. But I've got a better one. How about I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call? |
- After Neo finally defeats Smith, the two remaining Agents look at each other and, by wordless agreement, execute a simultaneous Screw This, I'm Outta Here.
The Matrix Reloaded
- The Merovingian gets this priceless line:
The Merovingian: I have sampled every language, French is my favourite - fantastic language, especially to curse with. Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your ass with silk, I love it. |
- If you don't know French, plugging his French phrase into Google Translate and discovering what he's actually saying is... enlightening.
Damn damn fucking shit fucking assholes to motherfucker. |
The Matrix Revolutions
- The Merovingian's response to Trinity, Morpheus, and Seraph breaking into his club and making their way across the floor in a three-way Back-to-Back Badasses formation, pointing their guns at everyone.
Merovingian: What in ze hell? |
- The end of the exchange between the Oracle and the Architect at the end of the film.
The Oracle: Do I have your word? |
Parodies
- This Parody for the MTV Movie Awards.
- WET. WILLIE. MR. TIMBERLAKE...!
- You do NOT want to see me get out of this chair! Now you open your yapper one more time and I will architect a world of pain all OVER your candy ass! Ergo! Vis-a-vis!
- The duo is teleported to Zion.
- And then...
Andy Dick: "Morpheus! What can we expect at this orgy?" |
- The Oracle gets recast yet again.
Neo: "I see Trinity. And then something happens. Something bad. She begins to fall...and then I wake up." |
- And she is direct.
Wanda Sykes: "C'mon, man, show him your moves." |
- Justin gets Neo's costume. Sean gets Trinity's.
- Justin tries his hand at some Parrot Exposition.
Will Ferrell: "Is there an echo in here?" |
- "There are two doors. The door on the left leads sissy-boy here back to his bitch. Yeah, uh huh, what up, G? You can't handle it."
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