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{{quote|''"Who cares how many people I have to kill?! I can always make more in my tummy!"''|'''Kazumi Kato'''}} |
{{quote|''"Who cares how many people I have to kill?! I can always make more in my tummy!"''|'''Kazumi Kato'''}} |
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{{quote|''I tell you, nobody around here respects my schedule. Do you think crushing an entire civilization beneath our heels "just happens"? |
{{quote|''I tell you, nobody around here respects my schedule. Do you think crushing an entire civilization beneath our heels "just happens"? |
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It's all fun and games for them, but I'm the one who has to make the magical lightning-powered trains run on time.''|'''Redcloak'''}} |
It's all fun and games for them, but I'm the one who has to make the magical lightning-powered trains run on time.''|'''Redcloak'''}} |
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{{quote|''"Your broken corpses will taste '''delicious''' lightly seasoned with ''nutmeg''!"''|'''Monster in the Darkness'''}} |
{{quote|''"Your broken corpses will taste '''delicious''' lightly seasoned with ''nutmeg''!"''|'''Monster in the Darkness'''}} |
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{{quote|'''Humans…I've come to expect your lack of respect for the lives of MY people, but I am still continually amazed at how little you value those of your own. |
{{quote|'''Humans…I've come to expect your lack of respect for the lives of MY people, but I am still continually amazed at how little you value those of your own. |
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You're nothing but savages, amoral savages.'''|'''Redcloak'''}} |
You're nothing but savages, amoral savages.'''|'''Redcloak'''}} |
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{{quote|''"Disintegrate. Gust of wind. Now can we ''please'' get back to saving the world?"''|'''Vaarsuvius'''}} |
{{quote|''"Disintegrate. Gust of wind. Now can we ''please'' get back to saving the world?"''|'''Vaarsuvius'''}} |
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{{quote|''O buddy Roy, the Lich, the Lich came calling |
{{quote|''O buddy Roy, the Lich, the Lich came calling |
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From round to round and in the air this day, |
From round to round and in the air this day, |
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And though we have all found ourselves a'falling, |
And though we have all found ourselves a'falling, |
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'Tis you, 'tis you went splat and we're OK. |
'Tis you, 'tis you went splat and we're OK. |
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But come ye back when Raise Dead has been cast |
But come ye back when Raise Dead has been cast |
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After cash for Diamond Dust we pool, |
After cash for Diamond Dust we pool, |
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'Cause we'll be here tomorrow after breakfast, |
'Cause we'll be here tomorrow after breakfast, |
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O buddy Roy, O buddy Roy, you're pretty cool. |
O buddy Roy, O buddy Roy, you're pretty cool. |
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But if tomorrow, it turns out we got smacked down |
But if tomorrow, it turns out we got smacked down |
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If we're dead, our hit points worn away, |
If we're dead, our hit points worn away, |
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Then sorry dude, you won't be coming back now; |
Then sorry dude, you won't be coming back now; |
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One death sucks, but six spells T-P-K. |
One death sucks, but six spells T-P-K. |
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I won't see you in the afterlife in that case |
I won't see you in the afterlife in that case |
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Because you're Lawful, and Chaotic Good am I |
Because you're Lawful, and Chaotic Good am I |
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And I don't think they'll let me hang at your place. |
And I don't think they'll let me hang at your place. |
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O buddy Roy, O buddy Roy, why did you die?''|'''Elan''', "O Buddy Roy requiem"}} |
O buddy Roy, O buddy Roy, why did you die?''|'''Elan''', "O Buddy Roy requiem"}} |
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{{quote|'''V:''' Fascinating. Durkon, I have just now formulated a theory that encompasses both Nale's most likely method of engagement and the most suitable response on our part. |
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'''Durkon:''' ...THA TREES BE ATTACKIN'!! RUN FER YER LIVES!!! |
'''Durkon:''' ...THA TREES BE ATTACKIN'!! RUN FER YER LIVES!!! |
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'''V:''' Ah, I see you have already grasped the core principles of my theory. }} |
'''V:''' Ah, I see you have already grasped the core principles of my theory. }} |
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{{quote|'''Elan''': (being chased by Tarquin's guards) Man! [[Rhetorical Question Blunder|Is having someone who points out the cliches in all your plans always this annoying?]]<br /> |
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'''Haley''': I love you, so I'm not going to answer that. }} |
'''Haley''': I love you, so I'm not going to answer that. }} |
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Revision as of 21:57, 7 August 2014
"Three words: Sneak Attack, Bitch!
—Haley Starshine
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"Who cares how many people I have to kill?! I can always make more in my tummy!"
—Kazumi Kato
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I tell you, nobody around here respects my schedule. Do you think crushing an entire civilization beneath our heels "just happens"? —Redcloak
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"not nale, not-nale. thog help nale nail not-nale, not nale. and thog knot not-nale while nale nail not-nale. nale, not not-nale, now nail not-nale by leaving not-nale, not nale, in jail."
—Thog, #367
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"Your broken corpses will taste delicious lightly seasoned with nutmeg!"
—Monster in the Darkness
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Humans…I've come to expect your lack of respect for the lives of MY people, but I am still continually amazed at how little you value those of your own. —Redcloak
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"I am somewhat preoccupied with telling the laws of physics to shut up and sit down."
—Vaarsuvius
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"Sacrificing minions: Is there any problem it can't solve?"
—Xykon
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"As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero."
—Vaarsuvius
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"I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!"
—Belkar Bitterleaf
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"Disintegrate. Gust of wind. Now can we please get back to saving the world?"
—Vaarsuvius
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O buddy Roy, the Lich, the Lich came calling —Elan, "O Buddy Roy requiem"
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V: Fascinating. Durkon, I have just now formulated a theory that encompasses both Nale's most likely method of engagement and the most suitable response on our part. |
Elan: (being chased by Tarquin's guards) Man! Is having someone who points out the cliches in all your plans always this annoying? |
"Beating heart... breathing lungs... positive hit point total... I'M BACK IN THE GAME!"
—Roy Grenhilt
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