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{{quote|'''Leela:''' That was terrible! People won't even know what we do.
{{quote|'''Leela:''' That was terrible! People won't even know what we do.
'''Bender:''' I don't even know what we do. Nah, just kidding! What are we, like, a bus or something? }}
'''Bender:''' I don't even know what we do. Nah, just kidding! What are we, like, a bus or something? }}
* The Net Pirates in ''[[Re Boot]]'' originally did actual piracy, then were talked out of it by Dot to become proper businessmen. Once they quit piracy they are never seen doing any business, simply standing around and acting pirate-y.
* The Net Pirates in ''[[ReBoot]]'' originally did actual piracy, then were talked out of it by Dot to become proper businessmen. Once they quit piracy, they are never seen doing any business, simply standing around and acting pirate-y.
** In between their first appearance and season 3, they were engaged in offscreen intersystem transport. When we do see them again, they're on the lam from the Guardians, who have made the net into a police state.
** In between their first appearance and season 3, they were engaged in offscreen intersystem transport. When we do see them again, they're on the lam from the Guardians, who have made the net into a police state, ''because'' they were engaged in intersystem transport.
* In ''[[wikipedia:Spartakus and the Sun Beneath the Sea|Spartakus And The Sun Beneath The Sea]]'', pirates are the primary villains of the series and do indeed rob and plunder, but are more interested in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ublsCsq_Wzc performing snappy song and dance numbers about themselves].
* In ''[[wikipedia:Spartakus and the Sun Beneath the Sea|Spartakus And The Sun Beneath The Sea]]'', pirates are the primary villains of the series and do indeed rob and plunder, but are more interested in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ublsCsq_Wzc performing snappy song and dance numbers about themselves].
* The title characters of the short-lived ''[[Undergrads]]'' are not once seen attending class, talking to instructors or even studying. Every university student on the planet ''wishes'' post-secondary school offered that much free time.
* The title characters of the short-lived ''[[Undergrads]]'' are not once seen attending class, talking to instructors or even studying. Every university student on the planet ''wishes'' post-secondary school offered that much free time.