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* After Frank's run-in with Agent X and Outlaw, Frank is driving off, having stolen their clothes and left them in a phone booth. The "camera" pans to the stolen clothes in the back seat, then pans to Frank wearing Outlaw's hat and listening to country, with a completely serious look on his face.
* He's basically a [[One-Scene Wonder]] but his appearance in the Civil War was memorable: {{spoiler|He joins the Anti registration side, enters their base, sees two supervillains, shoots them dead on the spot and is proptly told to leave}}
* There are a lot in ''Welcome Back, Frank'' but the top one is probably The Punisher punching the polar bear.
* During one of his (many) rematches with [[The Big Guy|The Russian]], Frank finds himself interrupted by [[Spider-Man]]. Unable to fight the Russian toe-to-toe himself, he manages to hold Spidey up infront of him, using him as a shield as the Russian just ''wails'' on him. After the fight, as the confused and beaten Spidey regains consciousness...
{{quote|
'''Frank''': We had a team-up. You were great. }}
** While fighting off the Russian mob from Joan's cottage in the wilderness, Frank accidentally shoots Joan's ducks.
{{quote|
Frank: They had to go. }}
* Pretty much everything the Russian says:
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(When offered ten million to kill the Punisher) "Ooooh. The Russian could buy many pairs of Levis with that amount. Many compact disks." }}
** The Russian's fight with Frank counts, too. Punching him as soon as soon as he opens the door, smacking Frank in the face with a ''toilet''...it's hilarious.
* What about Ma Gnucci leaping out of a burning building ''without arms or legs'' and trying to gnaw the Punisher's legs off? ''That,'' friends, is [[The Determinator|determination]].
* Castle and O'Brien hooking up in ''Up is Down''.
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Frank: (completely deadpan, with the same face he'd use to make a threat) Sure. }}
** And in ''Man of Stone''.
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Frank: No.
O'Brien: You lonely?
Frank: No.
O'Brien: You want to jump my bones anyway?
Frank: Sure.
"Seem to remember telling myself this wasn't going to happen. But that was yesterday." }}
** Later, after they've slaughtered over half of Zhakharov's men, the two of them stand over the carnage -
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Frank: Everything in moderation. }}
** Earlier, O'Brein and Roth rescue Frank Castle:
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[[Inner Monologue|Caption]]: Best offer I'm likely to get all night. }}
* MAX!Bullseye is a bottomless well of twisted, dark hilarity. After spending a few issues [[Foe Yay|gushing]] over how great Frank is, they finally come face to face as Bullseye sits behind bullet-proof glass. After rambling inaudibly to Frank through the glass, he gets out a pen and paper...
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''[Frank reads, raises an eyebrow and silently pulls out and sticks a chunk of C4 on the glass]''
'''Bullseye's notepad''': {{
* During Castle's rampage in ''Up is Down, Black Is White''
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'''Johnathan''': Crime's down.
'''Mayor''': '''''Fuck you''''', Johnathan. }}
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Mainstream
- After Frank's run-in with Agent X and Outlaw, Frank is driving off, having stolen their clothes and left them in a phone booth. The "camera" pans to the stolen clothes in the back seat, then pans to Frank wearing Outlaw's hat and listening to country, with a completely serious look on his face.
- He's basically a One-Scene Wonder but his appearance in the Civil War was memorable: He joins the Anti registration side, enters their base, sees two supervillains, shoots them dead on the spot and is proptly told to leave
Marvel Knights Series
- There are a lot in Welcome Back, Frank but the top one is probably The Punisher punching the polar bear.
- During one of his (many) rematches with The Russian, Frank finds himself interrupted by Spider-Man. Unable to fight the Russian toe-to-toe himself, he manages to hold Spidey up infront of him, using him as a shield as the Russian just wails on him. After the fight, as the confused and beaten Spidey regains consciousness...
Spider-Man: Wha...what happen? |
- While fighting off the Russian mob from Joan's cottage in the wilderness, Frank accidentally shoots Joan's ducks.
Joan: The ducks! The ducks! |
- Pretty much everything the Russian says:
(On first hearing of the Punisher) "Is he like Mighty Thor? I am fan of mighty Thor. He has big hammer, he seems like good Communist..." |
- The Russian's fight with Frank counts, too. Punching him as soon as soon as he opens the door, smacking Frank in the face with a toilet...it's hilarious.
- What about Ma Gnucci leaping out of a burning building without arms or legs and trying to gnaw the Punisher's legs off? That, friends, is determination.
MAX Series
- Castle and O'Brien hooking up in Up is Down.
O'Brien: I've been in jail for eighteen months. When we get through here, you want to go jump in the sack? |
- And in Man of Stone.
O'Brien: You cold? |
- Later, after they've slaughtered over half of Zhakharov's men, the two of them stand over the carnage -
O'Brein: I'd like to fuck you right here and now, you know that? |
- Earlier, O'Brein and Roth rescue Frank Castle:
Roth: Get in the fucking car, you prick! |
- MAX!Bullseye is a bottomless well of twisted, dark hilarity. After spending a few issues gushing over how great Frank is, they finally come face to face as Bullseye sits behind bullet-proof glass. After rambling inaudibly to Frank through the glass, he gets out a pen and paper...
Bullseye's notepad: What's your favourite colour? Red, right? |
- During Castle's rampage in Up is Down, Black Is White
Mayor: Well, what's the good news? |
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