The Room/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.

  • "Oh hai, doggy!"
    • Even funnier because the lady seems to be one line behind in the script.
  • When Johnny has just had a fight with Lisa, and furiously talks to himself before noticing his friend Mark is there.

Johnny: I did nat heet her, it's naht true, it's bullshit! I did naht heet her! I did NAAAAAHT. Oh hai, Mark.

  • "Anyway, how's your sex life?"
    • This is uttered immediately after Johnny claims he can't talk to Mark about what's going on at work because "it's private".
  • "And she's showing everybody me underwears."
  • "You are tear-y mea PART Lees-ah!!"
  • The fight scene for some strange reason. The dialogue by Johnny definitely helps.
    • "Don tosh meh, motorfocker!"
  • "I definitely have breast cancer!"
  • "In a few minutes, bitch."
  • The entire pot smoking scene.
  • "Johnny doesn't drink!"
  • "Where's my FUCKING MONEY DENNY!?!"
  • "Chicken, Peter, you're just a little chicken. Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep."
    • Even more hilariously brought up later with, "You betray me, you no good. You just a chicken - cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep." He also looks stiff as a board when he does the chicken movements.
  • "What a story Mark." It's how badly dubbed it is and how inappropriate the laugh is for the story that makes it hilarious.
  • "Wow, you look great! You look... a baby face..."
  • Another great piece of dialogue:

Lisa: He got drunk last night and he hit me.
Michelle: He hit you?!
Lisa: I don't want to marry him anymore.
Michelle: What?!