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* If this turns out to be a true [[Cosmic Horror Story]], I will ignore any or all of the above at my leisure, since I and everyone else is doomed anyway. I can at least take some cold comfort in knowing that whatever horror gets me is just as screwed in the grand scheme of things.
* If this turns out to be a true [[Cosmic Horror Story]], I will ignore any or all of the above at my leisure, since I and everyone else is doomed anyway. I can at least take some cold comfort in knowing that whatever horror gets me is just as screwed in the grand scheme of things.
* If possible, I will try to get turned into a monster. I may go insane and will almost certainly be outcast from human society, but at least I'll be on the winning side.
* If possible, I will try to get turned into a monster. I may go insane and will almost certainly be outcast from human society, but at least I'll be on the winning side.
* I will never attempt to summon a fiendish entity from the neatherworld that is stronger than I am, nor trust instructions for doing such written by someone who did so and was killed in the attempt.
* I will never attempt to summon a fiendish entity from the netherworld that is stronger than I am, nor trust instructions for doing such written by someone who did so and was killed in the attempt.
* If an infernal entity requires me to sign any sort of contract (especially if it requires a name signed in blood) I will read it thoroughly before doing so, possibly having a lawyer or paralegal review it first. I will also not sign anything written in a language I cannot read, especially if it is a dead or nonhuman language.
* If an infernal entity requires me to sign any sort of contract (especially if it requires a name signed in blood) I will read it thoroughly before doing so, possibly having a lawyer or paralegal review it first. I will also not sign anything written in a language I cannot read, especially if it is a dead or nonhuman language.