Time Travel Tense Trouble/Quotes
"We in the trade call this 'Excedrin Headache Number √-3.14159..."
—Larry Niven, The Theory and Practice of Time Travel
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With Fate Reforged, the Sultai Brood has a new khan. Or rather an old one. Man, this time travel stuff gets confusing.
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Carl Honduras: I ARE he! ...Only I'm from the future. |
"You're hurting my brain, Stephen."
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"It begins to dawn on you that everything you are about to do may prove to have been a colossal waste of time."
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"Harry's voice trailed off into the inadequacy of English."
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Dark Helmet: "What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?!" |
Something went down here in the past. Or... is about to go down in the future? You know what, never mind.
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"The major problem is quite simply one of grammar, and the main work to consult in this matter is Dr. Dan Streetmentioner's Time Traveler's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations. It will tell you, for instance, how to describe something that was about to happen to you in the past before you avoided it by time-jumping forward two days in order to avoid it. The event will be described differently according to whether you are talking about it from the standpoint of your own natural time, from a time in the further future, or a time in the further past and is further complicated by the possibility of conducting conversations while you are actually traveling from one time to another with the intension of becoming your own mother or father. |