True Capitalist/Haiku

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Extreme right-winger
Ghost, a very angry man
With his rage, cans fly

Ghost would often yell
MAH MAN! Herman Sugar Cane
Now Cane has dropped out.

YOU MILKY-LICKIN'
DILDO-UP-THE-ASS-HAVIN'
DUMB FRUITBOWL BASTARDS!