Tumblr/Quotes

For me, '...dot Tumblr dot com' has been gradually replacing '...would be a good name for a band'.

—Xkcd 1025

Person 1: if an opinion falls in the forest and there’s no one around to hear it does tumblr still get offended by it
Person 2: i had a cousin fall and die in the forest you insensitive fuck

Childish Gambino: Send me naked pics, Imma tumbl that.

I REFUSE TO EVEN PRETEND TO BEGIN TO COMPREHEND WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCKERY TUMBLR IS.

—Cry on his Tumblr

Look, as long as you're gay, bisexual, transexual, pansexual, over-react to every issue that ever turns up, and think you are the most individual person on a website so full of total individuality it all looks the same, you'll fit right in.

— Commenter namejawa

Q: How do I navigate tumblr?
A: You must employ a Navigator. A bloated inbred freak of nature who has a special mental capacity to read the curents of Tumblr. Going alone is equal to suicide.

— from a /tg/ thread (on Warhammer 40,000)