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* After Frankenstein's Monster was forced outside and into a horse carriage: |
* After Frankenstein's Monster was forced outside and into a horse carriage: |
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{{quote|'''Frankenstein's Monster''': By exposing me, you have ''condemned'' me! '''[[No Indoor Voice|ME AND ALL OF HUMANITY!!!]]''' ''(Gabriel and Anna simply close the door on him)''<br /> |
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'''Carl''': Is that a man?<br /> |
'''Carl''': Is that a man?<br /> |
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'''Van Helsing''': Seven men, parts of them actually. }} |
'''Van Helsing''': Seven men, parts of them actually. }} |
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* One of the brief conversations between Velken and Dracula: |
* One of the brief conversations between Velken and Dracula: |
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{{quote|'''Velken''': I would rather die than help you! |
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'''Dracula''': [[Deadpan Snarker|Oh, don't be boring]]. [[Genre Savvy|Everyone that says that dies]]. }} |
'''Dracula''': [[Deadpan Snarker|Oh, don't be boring]]. [[Genre Savvy|Everyone that says that dies]]. }} |
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* A good portion of the fight scene between Van Helsing and Mr. Hyde. Y'know, when it wasn't [[Nightmare Fuel]]. |
* A good portion of the fight scene between Van Helsing and Mr. Hyde. Y'know, when it wasn't [[Nightmare Fuel]]. |
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* Dracula and Igor after the werewolf returns and Igor starts attacking it with an electrified prong: |
* Dracula and Igor after the werewolf returns and Igor starts attacking it with an electrified prong: |
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{{quote|'''Dracula''': Igor? |
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'''Igor''': Yes, master? |
'''Igor''': Yes, master? |
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'''Dracula''': Why do you torment that thing so? |
'''Dracula''': Why do you torment that thing so? |
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'''Igor''': It's what I do. }} |
'''Igor''': It's what I do. }} |
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* After breaking into the castle: |
* After breaking into the castle: |
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{{quote|'''Van Helsing:''' You are taking us to Dracula. |
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'''Igor''': No. I'm ''not''. |
'''Igor''': No. I'm ''not''. |
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''(Van Helsing slams him against a wall, hard)'' |
''(Van Helsing slams him against a wall, hard)'' |
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'''Igor''': Yes. I ''am''. }} |
'''Igor''': Yes. I ''am''. }} |
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** Before this, when the heroes see Igor passing by, you can hear him complaining about his master -- "Igor do ''this'', Igor do ''that''!" |
** Before this, when the heroes see Igor passing by, you can hear him complaining about his master -- "Igor do ''this'', Igor do ''that''!" |
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** Even better is the exchange immediately after Van Helsing grabs Igor. |
** Even better is the exchange immediately after Van Helsing grabs Igor. |
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{{quote|'''Van Helsing''': Give me one good reason not to kill you. |
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'''Igor:''' Well...I...uh... }} |
'''Igor:''' Well...I...uh... }} |
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* A drive-by hilarious quote--after Carl tests the nitroglycerin, you can hear one of the priests in the background indignantly shouting: "What in the name of Allah is '''''wrong''''' with you?!" |
* A drive-by hilarious quote--after Carl tests the nitroglycerin, you can hear one of the priests in the background indignantly shouting: "What in the name of Allah is '''''wrong''''' with you?!" |
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{{quote|'''Carl''': The air is THICK with envy around here...}} |
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* Van Helsing ending his [[Sherlock Scan]] of what Frankenstein's Monster looks like with this exchange: |
* Van Helsing ending his [[Sherlock Scan]] of what Frankenstein's Monster looks like with this exchange: |
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{{quote|'''Van Helsing''': ''(rattling off the monster's features)''...and he has three copper teeth. |
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'''Anna''': How do you know he has three copper teeth? ''[[Enemy Rising Behind|(As Frankenstein's monster is coming up behind her)]]''<br /> |
'''Anna''': How do you know he has three copper teeth? ''[[Enemy Rising Behind|(As Frankenstein's monster is coming up behind her)]]''<br /> |
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'''Van Helsing''': ''(quickly)'' Because he's standing right behind you MOVE! }} |
'''Van Helsing''': ''(quickly)'' Because he's standing right behind you MOVE! }} |
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* From the gag reel: |
* From the gag reel: |
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{{quote|'''Dracula''': I give you... VAN HALEN!}} |
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* From the animated prologue; the amazing holy water super soaker. |
* From the animated prologue; the amazing holy water super soaker. |
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Latest revision as of 10:57, 7 August 2014
- After Frankenstein's Monster was forced outside and into a horse carriage:
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Frankenstein's Monster: By exposing me, you have condemned me! ME AND ALL OF HUMANITY!!! (Gabriel and Anna simply close the door on him) |
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- One of the brief conversations between Velken and Dracula:
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Velken: I would rather die than help you! |
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- A good portion of the fight scene between Van Helsing and Mr. Hyde. Y'know, when it wasn't Nightmare Fuel.
- Dracula and Igor after the werewolf returns and Igor starts attacking it with an electrified prong:
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Dracula: Igor? |
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- After breaking into the castle:
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Van Helsing: You are taking us to Dracula. |
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- Before this, when the heroes see Igor passing by, you can hear him complaining about his master -- "Igor do this, Igor do that!"
- Even better is the exchange immediately after Van Helsing grabs Igor.
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Van Helsing: Give me one good reason not to kill you. |
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- A drive-by hilarious quote--after Carl tests the nitroglycerin, you can hear one of the priests in the background indignantly shouting: "What in the name of Allah is wrong with you?!"
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Carl: The air is THICK with envy around here... |
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- Van Helsing ending his Sherlock Scan of what Frankenstein's Monster looks like with this exchange:
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Van Helsing: (rattling off the monster's features)...and he has three copper teeth. |
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- From the gag reel:
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Dracula: I give you... VAN HALEN! |
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- From the animated prologue; the amazing holy water super soaker.