Warhammer 40000 Trouble/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Crowning Moment of Funny: Several
  • BRICKLOAF (official name and printed all caps), is a bar-shaped loaf made of condensed nutrition enough to cover 12-hour expended energy inside a continuous battle (or heavy training). The name comes from its ridiculous density (a brick-sized piece weighs about the same as a real brick), and being saturated with fiber, somewhat hard to chew. It was available in 25 flavors, which lead to argument whether troops prefer pork, beef, chicken, shrimp, or octopus. It was decided that the 'plain tasted' BRICKLOAF accompanied by a pre-ordered flavor sauce was the best.

Saibai: Real men eat pork, you know?
Ryuga: Which isn't elegant at all, I prefer beef.
Kai: I would suggest seafood instead, master.

Rito: What's matter with the taste?

Everyone: RATION TASTE IS A SERIOUS BUSINESS

Rito: Make it bland then.