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"After all, these are just simple movies made for kids and not adults at all. That's why they have... -Assassination attempts. Sexual innuendo. Decapitations. Kidnap, torture, and suggested rape. Hookers. Boring political dialogue. Forced amputations. Drug dealing. Mass murder..."

—Mr. Plinkett, in his Attack of the Clones review

"Our future society is desperately bloodthirsty. When they fight, you see people just foaming at the mouth out of excitement at the destruction. It's a kid's movie!"

—Bayer and Snider, Movie B.S. on Real Steel

"He died?! And this is supposed to be a kid's movie!"

—Rizzo the Rat, Muppet Treasure Island

"The film is a misfire because you really don’t expect a stoner comedy out of a show like Land of the Lost. It’s like having an episode of Little House on the Prairie and having it be about mime rape. Oh wait, there was an episode where one of the characters got raped by a mime."

—Miles Antwiler on The Land of the Lost

"Final Fantasy VII is the first and last game in the series to contain a brothel, and I'm not sure why the idea didn't catch on."

—Pat R., "This Game Are Sick"

"That bastard. I can't forgive him, not after he sent my grandpa to the Shadow Realm."
"The what realm?"
"You know, the Shadow Realm. The big, purply cloudy place that you go to when something really bad happens to you."
"I think you're talking about Hell."
"No, it's the Shadow Realm. You know, whenever people fall from a really tall building or get stabbed in the chest, they go straight to the Shadow Realm. What, you guys don't have the Shadow Realm in the future?"
"I don't think that's a real thing."
"Wait...is my grandpa...really dead?"
"Afraid so broseph"
"I thought this was supposed to be a kid's movie!"

—Yugi, Yusei, and Jaden, Bonds Beyond Time Abridged

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-{{quote|"''After all, [[Star Wars|these]] are just simple movies made for kids and not adults at all. That's why they have... -Assassination attempts. Sexual innuendo. Decapitations. Kidnap, torture, and suggested rape. Hookers. [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|Boring political dialogue]]. Forced amputations. Drug dealing. Mass murder...''"|'''Mr. Plinkett''', ''[[Red Letter Media]]'', in his ''[[Attack of the Clones]]'' review}}
+{{quote|"''After all, [[Star Wars|these]] are just simple movies made for kids and not adults at all. That's why they have... -Assassination attempts. Sexual innuendo. Decapitations. Kidnap, torture, and suggested rape. Hookers. [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|Boring political dialogue]]. Forced amputations. Drug dealing. Mass murder...''"|'''[[Red Letter Media|Mr. Plinkett]]''', in his ''[[Attack of the Clones]]'' review}}
 {{quote|''"Our future society is ''desperately'' bloodthirsty. When they fight, you see people just foaming at the mouth out of excitement at the destruction. It's a kid's movie!"''|'''Bayer and Snider''', ''Movie B.S.'' on ''[[Real Steel]]''}}
-{{quote|''"He (Mewtwo)'s upset because apparently he doesn't LIKE being a clone. So he blows up the laboratory with all the innocent scientists burning alive inside. You know, for kids!"''|'''Nostalgia Critic''', reviewing ''[[Pokémon: The First Movie|Pokémon the First Movie]]''}}
 {{quote|''"He died?! [[Medium Awareness|And this is supposed to be a kid's movie!]]"''|'''Rizzo the Rat''', ''[[Muppet Treasure Island]]''}}
+{{quote|''"The film is a misfire because you really don’t expect a stoner comedy out of a show like Land of the Lost. It’s like having an episode of [[Little House on the Prairie]] and having it be about mime rape. Oh wait, [[Poe's Law|there was an episode where one of the characters got raped by a mime]]."''|'''[[The Spoony Experiment|Miles Antwiler]]''' [http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/category/movie-bomb-list/l/ on] ''The Land of the Lost''}}
+{{quote|''"[[Final Fantasy VII]] is the first and last game in the series to contain a brothel, and I'm not sure why the idea didn't catch on."''|'''Pat R.''', [http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a{{=}}ff07 "This Game Are Sick"]}}
 {{quote|''"That bastard. I can't forgive him, not after he sent my grandpa to the Shadow Realm."''
 ''"The what realm?"''
-''"You know, the Shadow Realm. The [[Buffy-Speak|big, purply cloudy place]] that you go to when [[Never Say "Die"|something really bad happens to you.]]"''<br />
+''"You know, the Shadow Realm. The [[Buffy-Speak|big, purply cloudy place]] that you go to when [[Never Say "Die"|something really bad happens to you.]]"''
-''"I think you're talking about Hell."''<br />
+''"I think you're talking about Hell."''
-''"No, it's the Shadow Realm. You know, whenever people fall from a really tall building or get stabbed in the chest, they go straight to the Shadow Realm. What, you guys don't have the Shadow Realm in the future?"''<br />
+''"No, it's the Shadow Realm. You know, whenever people fall from a really tall building or get stabbed in the chest, they go straight to the Shadow Realm. What, you guys don't have the Shadow Realm in the future?"''
-''"I don't think that's a real thing."''<br />
+''"I don't think that's a real thing."''
-''"Wait...is my grandpa...really dead?"''<br />
+''"Wait...is my grandpa...really dead?"''
-''"Afraid so [[Totally Radical|broseph]]"''<br />
+''"Afraid so [[Totally Radical|broseph]]"''
-''"I thought this was supposed to be a kid's movie!"''|'''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!|Yugi]], [[Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's|Yusei]], and [[Yu-Gi-Oh! GX|Jaden]]''', ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series|Bonds Beyond Time Abridged]]''}}
+''"I thought this was supposed to be a kid's movie!"''
+|'''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!|Yugi]], [[Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's|Yusei]], and [[Yu-Gi-Oh! GX|Jaden]]''', ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series|Bonds Beyond Time Abridged]]''}}
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