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Hob Gadling: "Thou look'st passing fair, milady, excepst thou manglest the Queen's good English and your tits are hanging out."

—The Sandman, Endless Nights

The Alchemist: How is wild in "Wild Old Gentlemen" spelled?
Hank: The olde fashion way!
The Alchemist: The olde... What does that even mean?
Hank: With an E, Wilde.

The Alchemist: That's not wild. That's Wilde! It's a surname. Oscar Ding Dong Wilde!

—The Venture Bros

Rohimmir: Saruman has poisoned the mind of the king and claimed lordship over these lands. My company are those loyal to Rohan, and for that we are banished.
Legolas: Oh man, sucks to be you.
DM: Oh come on, you aren't even trying. I know you can do better than that.
Legolas: Hark, thy fate sucketh?
DM: That is...much worse.

Towest thy vehicle to the curb and showeth me thy driver's license and registration. Did thou knowest how fast thou was driving?

—Tom Servo, "The Undead", Mystery Science Theater 3000

Thou swell! Thou witty!
Thou sweet! Thou grand!
Wouldst kiss me, pretty?
Wouldst hold my hand?

Both thine eyes are cute, too...

—"Thou Swell", A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court

Remember, the Mysterious Tavern Guy’s speech is not a crappy imitation of medieval Britishy talk, it’s an excellent imitation of a DM doing a crappy imitation of medieval Britishy talk.

—Lore Sjoberg, Speak With Monsters

And anytime you're causing pain, hey dewd, refrain.
You know you want someone to drink ale with.
And what is with that crazy way you speak today?

Try adding an 'eth' to words you sayeth...

—"Hey Dewd", by Midas

You two idiots keep that up and I'm gonna get medieval on ye olde arse.

—Lothar, Exterminatus Now

"Why do you persist in talking in old-timey Shakespeare talk?! We're from Greece! From two thousand years before Shakespeare! IT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE!"

—Incredible Hercules

"Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon"

—Description of "Grimm Hatte", Team Fortress 2

"Somewhere, Shakespeare is spinning in his grave."

—Batman, Batman the Brave And The Bold

"Navi! Navi! Wherefore art thou, Navi? I speaketh this in the Old English so my words beeth clearly dramatic!"

—The Deku Tree, xanauzumaki's Ocarina of Time Abridged

"I hath telekinesis." [Voldemort] answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!"

—My Immortal

Aye, thereth she blows! Fullethest speed ahead and moveth rearwarded to Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe.

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 {{quote|'''Hob Gadling''': "Thou look'st passing fair, milady, excepst thou manglest the Queen's good English and your tits are hanging out."|''[[The Sandman]]'', Endless Nights}}
-{{quote|'''The Alchemist''': How is wild in "Wild Old Gentlemen" spelled?<br />
+{{quote|'''The Alchemist''': How is wild in "Wild Old Gentlemen" spelled?
-'''Hank''': The olde fashion way!<br />
+'''Hank''': The olde fashion way!
-'''The Alchemist''': The olde... What does that even mean?<br />
+'''The Alchemist''': The olde... What does that even mean?
-'''Hank''': With an E, Wilde.<br />
+'''Hank''': With an E, Wilde.
 '''The Alchemist''': That's not wild. That's Wilde! It's a surname. [[Oscar Wilde|Oscar Ding Dong Wilde]]!|''[[The Venture Bros]]''}}
-{{quote|'''Rohimmir''': Saruman has poisoned the mind of the king and claimed lordship over these lands. My company are those loyal to Rohan, and for that we are banished.<br />
+{{quote|'''Rohimmir''': Saruman has poisoned the mind of the king and claimed lordship over these lands. My company are those loyal to Rohan, and for that we are banished.
-'''Legolas''': Oh man, sucks to be you.<br />
+'''Legolas''': Oh man, sucks to be you.
-'''DM''': Oh come on, you aren't even trying. I know you can do better than that.<br />
+'''DM''': Oh come on, you aren't even trying. I know you can do better than that.
-'''Legolas''': Hark, thy fate sucketh?<br />
+'''Legolas''': Hark, thy fate sucketh?
 '''DM''': That is...much worse.|'''''[http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=853 DM of the Rings]'''''}}
 {{quote|''Towest thy vehicle to the curb and showeth me thy driver's license and registration. Did thou knowest how fast thou was driving?''|'''Tom Servo''', "The Undead", ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]''}}
-{{quote|''Thou swell! Thou witty!<br />
+{{quote|''Thou swell! Thou witty!
-Thou sweet! Thou grand!<br />
+Thou sweet! Thou grand!
-Wouldst kiss me, pretty?<br />
+Wouldst kiss me, pretty?
-Wouldst hold my hand?<br />
+Wouldst hold my hand?
-Both thine eyes are cute, too...''|"Thou Swell", ''[[A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthurs Court|A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court]]''}}
+Both thine eyes are cute, too...''|"Thou Swell", ''[[A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court]]''}}
-{{quote|''Remember, the Mysterious Tavern Guy’s speech is not a crappy imitation of medieval Britishy talk, it’s an excellent imitation of [[Deep Immersion Gaming|a DM]] doing a crappy imitation of medieval Britishy talk.''|'''Lore Sjoberg''', ''Speak With Monsters''}}
+{{quote|''Remember, the Mysterious Tavern Guy’s speech is not a crappy imitation of medieval Britishy talk, it’s an excellent imitation of [[Deep-Immersion Gaming|a DM]] doing a crappy imitation of medieval Britishy talk.''|'''Lore Sjoberg''', ''Speak With Monsters''}}
-{{quote|And anytime you're causing pain, hey dewd, refrain.<br />
+{{quote|And anytime you're causing pain, hey dewd, refrain.
-You know you want someone to drink ale with.<br />
+You know you want someone to drink ale with.
-And what is with that crazy way you speak today?<br />
+And what is with that crazy way you speak today?
 Try adding an 'eth' to words you sayeth...|"Hey Dewd", by Midas}}
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 {{quote|"Why do you persist in talking in old-timey Shakespeare talk?! We're from Greece! From two thousand years before Shakespeare! IT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE!"|'''[[Incredible Hercules]]'''}}
-{{quote|''"Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon"''|'''Description of "Grimm Hatte"''', ''[[Team Fortress 2 (Video Game)|Team Fortress 2]]''}}
+{{quote|''"Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon"''|'''Description of "Grimm Hatte"''', ''[[Team Fortress 2]]''}}
-{{quote|''"Somewhere, Shakespeare is spinning in his grave."''|'''Batman''', ''[[Batman the Brave And The Bold (Animation)|Batman the Brave And The Bold]]''}}
+{{quote|''"Somewhere, Shakespeare is spinning in his grave."''|'''Batman''', ''[[Batman: The Brave And The Bold|Batman the Brave And The Bold]]''}}
 {{quote|''"Navi! Navi! [[Romeo and Juliet|Wherefore art thou, Navi?]] I speaketh this in the Old English so my words beeth clearly dramatic!"''|'''The Deku Tree''', xanauzumaki's ''Ocarina of Time Abridged''}}
-{{quote|''"I hath telekinesis." [Voldemort] answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!"''|''[[My Immortal (Fanfic)|My Immortal]]''}}
+{{quote|''"I hath telekinesis." [Voldemort] answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!"''|''[[My Immortal]]''}}
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