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{{quote|'''Hob Gadling''': "Thou look'st passing fair, milady, excepst thou manglest the Queen's good English and your tits are hanging out."|''[[The Sandman]]'', Endless Nights}} |
{{quote|'''Hob Gadling''': "Thou look'st passing fair, milady, excepst thou manglest the Queen's good English and your tits are hanging out."|''[[The Sandman]]'', Endless Nights}} |
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{{quote|'''The Alchemist''': How is wild in "Wild Old Gentlemen" spelled? |
{{quote|'''The Alchemist''': How is wild in "Wild Old Gentlemen" spelled? |
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'''Hank''': The olde fashion way! |
'''Hank''': The olde fashion way! |
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'''The Alchemist''': The olde... What does that even mean? |
'''The Alchemist''': The olde... What does that even mean? |
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'''Hank''': With an E, Wilde. |
'''Hank''': With an E, Wilde. |
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'''The Alchemist''': That's not wild. That's Wilde! It's a surname. [[Oscar Wilde|Oscar Ding Dong Wilde]]!|''[[The Venture Bros]]''}} |
'''The Alchemist''': That's not wild. That's Wilde! It's a surname. [[Oscar Wilde|Oscar Ding Dong Wilde]]!|''[[The Venture Bros]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Rohimmir''': Saruman has poisoned the mind of the king and claimed lordship over these lands. My company are those loyal to Rohan, and for that we are banished. |
{{quote|'''Rohimmir''': Saruman has poisoned the mind of the king and claimed lordship over these lands. My company are those loyal to Rohan, and for that we are banished. |
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'''Legolas''': Oh man, sucks to be you. |
'''Legolas''': Oh man, sucks to be you. |
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'''DM''': Oh come on, you aren't even trying. I know you can do better than that. |
'''DM''': Oh come on, you aren't even trying. I know you can do better than that. |
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'''Legolas''': Hark, thy fate sucketh? |
'''Legolas''': Hark, thy fate sucketh? |
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'''DM''': That is...much worse.|'''''[http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=853 DM of the Rings]'''''}} |
'''DM''': That is...much worse.|'''''[http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=853 DM of the Rings]'''''}} |
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{{quote|''Towest thy vehicle to the curb and showeth me thy driver's license and registration. Did thou knowest how fast thou was driving?''|'''Tom Servo''', "The Undead", ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]''}} |
{{quote|''Towest thy vehicle to the curb and showeth me thy driver's license and registration. Did thou knowest how fast thou was driving?''|'''Tom Servo''', "The Undead", ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]''}} |
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{{quote|''Thou swell! Thou witty! |
{{quote|''Thou swell! Thou witty! |
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Thou sweet! Thou grand! |
Thou sweet! Thou grand! |
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Wouldst kiss me, pretty? |
Wouldst kiss me, pretty? |
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Wouldst hold my hand? |
Wouldst hold my hand? |
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Both thine eyes are cute, too...''|"Thou Swell", ''[[A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court]]''}} |
Both thine eyes are cute, too...''|"Thou Swell", ''[[A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court]]''}} |
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{{quote|''Remember, the Mysterious Tavern Guy’s speech is not a crappy imitation of medieval Britishy talk, it’s an excellent imitation of [[Deep-Immersion Gaming|a DM]] doing a crappy imitation of medieval Britishy talk.''|'''Lore Sjoberg''', ''Speak With Monsters''}} |
{{quote|''Remember, the Mysterious Tavern Guy’s speech is not a crappy imitation of medieval Britishy talk, it’s an excellent imitation of [[Deep-Immersion Gaming|a DM]] doing a crappy imitation of medieval Britishy talk.''|'''Lore Sjoberg''', ''Speak With Monsters''}} |
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{{quote|And anytime you're causing pain, hey dewd, refrain. |
{{quote|And anytime you're causing pain, hey dewd, refrain. |
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You know you want someone to drink ale with. |
You know you want someone to drink ale with. |
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And what is with that crazy way you speak today? |
And what is with that crazy way you speak today? |
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Try adding an 'eth' to words you sayeth...|"Hey Dewd", by Midas}} |
Try adding an 'eth' to words you sayeth...|"Hey Dewd", by Midas}} |
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Revision as of 06:52, 7 August 2014
Hob Gadling: "Thou look'st passing fair, milady, excepst thou manglest the Queen's good English and your tits are hanging out."
—The Sandman, Endless Nights
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The Alchemist: How is wild in "Wild Old Gentlemen" spelled? |
Rohimmir: Saruman has poisoned the mind of the king and claimed lordship over these lands. My company are those loyal to Rohan, and for that we are banished. |
Towest thy vehicle to the curb and showeth me thy driver's license and registration. Did thou knowest how fast thou was driving?
—Tom Servo, "The Undead", Mystery Science Theater 3000
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Thou swell! Thou witty! —"Thou Swell", A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court
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Remember, the Mysterious Tavern Guy’s speech is not a crappy imitation of medieval Britishy talk, it’s an excellent imitation of a DM doing a crappy imitation of medieval Britishy talk.
—Lore Sjoberg, Speak With Monsters
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And anytime you're causing pain, hey dewd, refrain. —"Hey Dewd", by Midas
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You two idiots keep that up and I'm gonna get medieval on ye olde arse.
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"Why do you persist in talking in old-timey Shakespeare talk?! We're from Greece! From two thousand years before Shakespeare! IT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE!"
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"Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon"
—Description of "Grimm Hatte", Team Fortress 2
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"Somewhere, Shakespeare is spinning in his grave."
—Batman, Batman the Brave And The Bold
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"Navi! Navi! Wherefore art thou, Navi? I speaketh this in the Old English so my words beeth clearly dramatic!"
—The Deku Tree, xanauzumaki's Ocarina of Time Abridged
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"I hath telekinesis." [Voldemort] answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!"
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Aye, thereth she blows! Fullethest speed ahead and moveth rearwarded to Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe.