You Do NOT Want to Know/Quotes

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Parker: What did you do?
Eliot: Don't ask me that. Please, don't ask me that.
Parker: Why not?

Eliot: Because if you ask me.. I'm going to tell you.

If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made.

—attributed to Otto von Bismarck